04/01/2026
CGC becomes first Club to feature Tesla Golf Carts
Caughnawaga, April 1st, 2026
Already preparing for the CGC's 59th season, the Caughnawaga Golf Club is going hi-tech and introducing a new line of golf carts, created by Tesla, with a sleek new design with ease for all golfers of all levels.
“Everything on this cart is automatic! It self-drives, it chooses your favorite music based on your golf bag, it even features a GPS sensor in the car that will make a beeline to your ball after you hit it! God knows you have trouble finding it past 30 yards.” say CGC owner Jim Patton.
The carts, modeled after Tesla's popular Cyber Truck, is a new item for the CGC that will get people talking.
Though many people have laughed at the Cyber Truck for looking like a pyramid with wheels, or a refrigerator door, or from a N64 video game, but Patton believes these new carts will put a smile on people's faces in 2026.
“Every time I see a Cyber Truck, people smile, they point, lots of laughing. Those are all important for golfers!”
The 2026 Tesla carts do not, however come with turn signals.
Said Patton, “ever see a Tesla actually USE their turn signals?”