06/16/2026
The Sirens and Centaurs took on St. Albert this weekend, and once again here's your completely unbiased and highly professional recap:
The Sirens came out firing and apparently took the concept of "home field advantage" personally. Final score: Sirens 47 β St. Albert 10.
The ladies were scoring tries for fun, with Elise crossing the line three times because apparently one try just wasn't enough. Larry followed her up knocking over three conversions and making it look easy.
The defense was disciplined too β zero high tackles. That's right. Not a single one. We don't know if that's growth, maturity, or just a statistical anomaly, but we'll take it.
There were also some memorable moments:
Sav decided to go for a run, but her hamstring filed a formal complaint halfway through.
Kieran got punched by Ferris. Rugby is a family sport.
Meanwhile, the Centaurs found themselves in a points-for-everyone kind of game. Final score to be confirmed: St. Albert 56 β Centaurs 32.
Despite the loss, there was no shortage of entertainment.
Kane spent the game learning how to tackle from James. Unfortunately, James may not be the ideal instructor and using your head is still not the way to tackle.
Colin was somehow snubbed from MVP consideration even tho he was a kicking king. We have launched an investigation.
Dom and Logan embraced their roles as waterboys and performed admirably. Hydration levels were elite.
And the moment of the match: Pad Thai's try-scoring stanky leg. The try was good. The move before the line was better. Future generations will study the footage.
Overall Verdict:
π Sirens: 47-10 victory, tries everywhere, defense locked in.
π Centaurs: 56-32 loss, but scored plenty and supplied most of the comedy.
π Highlight of the day: Pad Thai's stanky leg coupled with Savβs lack of hamstring.
π€· Most injuries: Honestly both teams had ice packs by the end (or freezes)
Final tally:
1 punch, 1 questionable tackling clinic, 1 hamstring betrayal, countless laughs, and a whole lot of rugby.
Exactly how a Grande Prairie Rugby Club weekend should be. π»π