06/11/2026
🥋 The Bowler’s BJJ Starter Kit
Includes:
✅ Showing up “just to try one class”
âś… Forgetting every technique the second the instructor asks if you have questions
✅ Being sore in muscles you didn’t know existed
✅ Accidentally calling every submission “that choke thing”
âś… A water bottle the size of a small child
✅ Telling your friends, “You should really come try it”
âś… Discovering that the nicest people in the room are also the ones trying to choke you
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