05/05/2026
Well… last week I bought a bag of apples from No Frills and let’s just say… they had seen some things. 😬
These apples were so bruised and battered, I’m convinced they were dropkicked all the way from British Columbia and then emotionally processed before hitting the shelf. For over $9, I expected apples… not survivors. 🍎💀
BUT—I refused to let my money (and these war heroes) go to waste.
So instead of tossing them, and because I’ve officially entered my ✨homesteading era✨ I'm making apple cider vinegar.
Here’s what I did:
✔️ Apple scraps (because we’re not wasting a thing now)
✔️ About 1/4 cup organic apple cider vinegar with the Mother (yes, she’s invited)
✔️ Natural spring water (tap water = fermentation sabotage, apparently)
Dumped it all into a 1-gallon glass jar, topped it up to the ring, and then—pro tip—put parchment paper between the lid and jar so we don’t accidentally create a science experiment gone wrong. 🧪
Now it’s sitting in a dark place for 4–6 weeks, transforming from “grocery store disappointment” into “Pinterest-level life choice.”
Honestly, if this works, I might start buying ugly apples on purpose. If it doesn’t… well, at least I didn’t eat them. 😂