01/04/2025
Podbike is hiring a Professional Crash Test Specialist ! 🤩
🚲💥 We're Hiring a Professional Crash Test Specialist! 💥🚲
📍 Location: Stavanger, Norway
🏢 Company: Podbike AS
Are you fearless? Ready to push boundaries and test the limits? We're looking for a daring individual to become our Crash Test Specialist (yes, you read that right!). Help us perfect the Podbike FRIKAR® by crashing it—intentionally.
Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It:
✅ Crash Simulation: Ride our prototypes through planned crashes to test safety and durability.
✅ Impact Analysis: Work with engineers to improve our designs based on your real-world experience.
✅ Safety Testing Protocols: Make sure our procedures are sharp (unlike our crash zones).
✅ Team Collaboration: Work with experts to refine our products.
✅ Post-Test Reporting: Document your findings. If you can still type, that is.
What We're Looking For:
🟢 Stunt Riding Experience: BMX, mountain biking, or any other way you’ve thrown yourself at the ground and survived.
🟢 Physical Fitness: Strong, agile, and preferably still alive. Near-death experiences? A plus.
🟢 Risk Management Awareness: You know how to avoid injury. Or at least minimize it.
🟢 Communication Skills: Because “Ouch” isn’t detailed enough for our reports.
🟢 Professional Approach: Cool-headed in a hot mess of chaos.
Why Join Us?
💡 Innovative Environment: We love experimentation. Even the painful kind.
💰 Competitive Compensation: Includes salary, benefits, and possibly a hospital bed.
🦺 Safety Priority: Training, protective gear, and maybe even safety protocols. Your well-being should be YOUR priority, not ours.
🌍 Impactful Work: Your efforts could change bike safety forever—assuming you survive to tell the tale.
How to Apply:
Send your resume, a brief cover letter, and any wild riding footage to [email protected] with attention: 1st April Fool.
📅 Join us, and help shape the cutting edge of bicycle design—one not-so-controlled crash at a time!
