27/04/2024
Attention, football world! Brace yourselves for the rise of the next G.O.A.T. in the making: C. Lethal, freshly graduated from our prestigious academy and promoted to the senior team.
Who needs traditional attacking skills when you have extreme kindness to offer the opposition's defenders? It's practically charity work on the field! And let's not forget his exceptional talent for receiving the ball... just to promptly gift it back to the other team with his 'great touches', reducing the workload of the opponent's defenders even further. Truly SELFLESS!
But wait, there's more! Occasionally, he even commits the heinous crime of scoring goals (shock, horror)! But fear not, his jersey number will remind us all of his true talent: 58.5, representing his impeccable body mass. Because what really matters in football is BMI, right?