28/07/2025
Hi Folks!
It's rant time!
Most of you know that I was born and raised in New Zealand (nearly 75 years ago) and that I retain New Zealand Citizenship as a dual Citizen of both Australia and New Zealand. In last night's 5th and final day of the 4th Test between India and England at Old Trafford, two incidents occurred which have left me distinctly embarrassed that I share Kiwi heritage with a current England player.
That player is Ben Stokes who was born in Christchurch NZ back in 1991, and moved to England (with his parents) whilst a child. He eventually became a UK Citizen, and now holds the elevated position of Captain of the England Cricket team.
The two incidents which got my blood boiling overnight were:
In the 71st over of the day's play, bowled by Stokes, he struck the Indian batter K.L. Rahul on the pads right in front of the stumps. Protocol (in fact, the Laws of the Game) state that when such an event occurs, the fielding side must appeal to the standing Umpire to render a decision. That decision must either be "out" or "not out" and if that decision runs contrary to the beliefs of the fielding side, they can use one of their referrals and have the 3rd Umpire either uphold or reverse the decision of the on-field Umpire.
What happened after the ball struck Rahul on the pads was a clear demonstration of the arrogance that has all-too frequently been displayed by the England Cricket team. Not once at any stage of the appeal process did Stokes turn to the Umpire, as is protocol, and await his decision before going into "celebratory mode". He continued to charge down the pitch, arms flailing about like a helicopter rotor, mouthing off in the direction of Rahul (yes, there were obscenities uttered ... one doesn't need to have a degree in lip-reading to pick that one up) until he reached his approaching team mates.
His persona for those 5 seconds or so was "That's out, smashing into middle stump, anyone can see that you're out, Rahul, so p**s off!" Never mind that according to the Laws of the Game, the Umpire has to render a decision ... "Who needs an Umpire for that, anyone can see it's out!" Never mind that Rahul might have got a little edge on the ball ... "He's not good enough to have got a nick on that!" Never mind that Stokes might have delivered a no-ball ... "Nah, we're England Cricketers, we don't bowl no-balls!"
Never mind that you're the Captain of the England Cricket team and, as such, are expected to behave in a sportsmanlike manner, upholding all the Laws of the Game and adhering to the "Spirit of Cricket" which, it is worth reiterating, is NOT actually enshrined into the Laws of the Game! This was just an appalling display of arrogance and lack of sportsmanship the likes of which should have (and maybe still might) earn Stokes a heavy rebuke from Jeff Crowe, the Match Referee.
The second appalling display of bad sportsmanship concerns Stokes' attempt to have the match called off before the start of the first of the final 15 overs of the day's play. At that stage, Indian batters Ravindra Jadeja, on 89, and Washington Sundar, on 80, had combined for a partnership that was nearing 200 runs, and both batters had their eyes on a Test century. However, Stokes decided that he didn't want to give another two Indian batters the honour of their names going up on the Old Trafford Honours Board, so he approached the Indians with his arm outstretched to offer the traditional end of game handshake.
As was their right, both Indian batters refused to agree that the match was over, as did Indian skipper Shubman Gill (who's name was also about to go onto the Honours Board following his knock of 103) who gesticulated from the Pavilion that Jadeja and Sundar should keep batting. Mind you, neither Jadeja or Sundar needed any urging from their skipper to keep batting! Jadeja turned to Umpire Rod Tucker who very swiftly and clearly indicated that the match was not yet over, and that England should continue bowling.
There followed an unedifying display of petulance from many England players, Stokes among them, as comments from Ben Duckett ("How long do you need, another hour?"), Zac Crawley ("Just shake hands, how # # # # embarrassing!"), and Stokes himself ("You wanna get a Test hundred against Harry Brook?" and "If you wanted to score a century, you should have batted like you wanted to get it!") showed just what a bunch of complete "our s**t don't smell" tossers this England Cricket team have become under Stokes' leadership.
It turned out, Ben Duckett, that Jadeja (107 not out) and Sundar (101 not out) only needed a further 15 minutes to bring up their hundreds, whereupon the match was declared a draw. I'll bet if Duckett and Crawley were on 89 and 90 respectively, nobody would have gone near them offering an end of game handshake, and Stokes would have been replicating the gesturing of Shubman Gill in demanding his batters continue.
To make matters worse, this is what Stokes said in the post-match interview: "Heap a load of credit for the way Washington and Jadeja played, got to give them a lot of credit to do what they did from that position!" Blimey ... how rapidly the wind changes!
Now before anyone comes along with comments along the lines of "oh, that's all in the heat of the moment" or "that's just normal on-field banter", I'm sorry, but that sort of behaviour on a Cricket field by ANY side and by ANY Captain is simply not on. Someone within the ECB needs to take Stokes aside and give him more than just a bit of a talking to. The biggest problem with that is those who "run" the ECB are themselves cut from the same cloth as Stokes, so waiting for this to happen is going to be completely fruitless.
The final Test of this series begins at The Oval in London later this week. All I can say is "Thank God it's the last, and the series will be over!" I should also add "Thank God that Stokes is no longer a New Zealander!"
Then I remember that England will be here for an Ashes tour in a
little over 3 months from now! Bloody 'eck ... anyone in outer Mongolia with no Internet connection need a house guest for a few months?
Rant over! Have a lovely day!
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