Tuross Head Touch Rugby League & Social Sporting Club Inc.

Tuross Head Touch Rugby League & Social Sporting Club Inc. We are a community run and community backed social sporting club on the south coast of NSW in Tuross Head.

Our 2025 merchandise is in!!! These shorts are priced to sell at $45 each and come in a variety of men's and women's siz...
17/12/2025

Our 2025 merchandise is in!!! These shorts are priced to sell at $45 each and come in a variety of men's and women's sizes!

Pop down on Friday to the Touch Grand Final to grab your pair!

We have arrived at the final chapter — the last dance, and it promises to deliver.At 5:30pm, the B-Grade Grand Final see...
17/12/2025

We have arrived at the final chapter — the last dance, and it promises to deliver.

At 5:30pm, the B-Grade Grand Final sees Fishy Figs take on the Salty Boxes, with both teams contesting their first-ever grand final appearance. Make sure you get down this Friday to witness who will claim their maiden title.

At 6:30pm, the A-Grade Grand Final delivers a highly anticipated rematch, as the Mud Slurries face off against The Bottle’o once again. Will The Bottle’o secure back-to-back championships, or will the Muds claim their revenge? There is only one way to find out.

Can’t make it to the games? Join us for our end-of-season presentation at the One Tree Inn afterwards. All teams and spectators are warmly invited to attend.

Well the finals are just around the corner! and this is the way the Tuross Touch cookie has crumbled!All B-Grade games a...
09/12/2025

Well the finals are just around the corner! and this is the way the Tuross Touch cookie has crumbled!
All B-Grade games at 5:40pm
and A-Grade follow at 6:30pm

just a quick shout-out to all of our sponsors for the year! we absolutely value verything you do for not only our club but for the community!
Driftwood Shores Tuross Head
ArcTech Fabrications Pty Ltd
Trussworx Frames & Trusses
One Tree Inn
Ultra Tuross Head
Tuross Boatshed
Peter Johnston Buliding
IGA Local Grocer Tuross Heads
Tuross Head Personal Training

Week 9 – The last one… maybe.In another week of Tuross Touch, we cross to our boundary buffoon, The founder of the Gould...
09/12/2025

Week 9 – The last one… maybe.
In another week of Tuross Touch, we cross to our boundary buffoon, The founder of the Gould St Gorillas and the man who swears “tactical awareness” is choosing the side of the field that looks into the sun (as opposed to away from it). The sideline specialist who’s spilled as many drinks as he has dropped balls, and the bloke who believes he IS the finals system. It’s your 2nd favourite half-time heckler (we all know whos first) and full-time headache.
Thsi is the Bloke on the boundary…

Muds v Meat Wagon (Forfeit Special)

The Muds pulled a tactical forfeit that Sun Tzu himself would’ve been proud of—clearing the runway for the Meat Wagon to rattle their way toward A-Grade salvation. And rattle they did. The Wagons took full advantage of the Slurries vacation, by doing the same! cruising home with a regulation 5–0. Meat Wagon live to fight another week… which nobody saw coming, including them. In the wise words of Creedance Clearwater: Let the forfeit special shine a light on me. (5-0)

Rumps v Fully Tanked

The Rumps delivered their best knock all season—honestly, where was this version hiding? Unfortunately, their barnstormer wasn’t enough to stop the now A-Grade bound Fully Tanked unit, who flexed their finals form and kept the scoreboard leaning their way.
This marks the end of the line for the Rumps, falling to 9th and officially locked out of finals footy. As for the Tankers… will they crumble like last year? It’s giving déjà vu. Stay tuned. Tankers get grilled by Rumps (7-6)

Panthers v Boxes

The Panthers came in hungry, but the Boxes came in heavily salty. The felines were held down, shaken up and absolutely a-salted by a Boxes outfit that look like they’ve been training for a title shot since birth, which was not that long ago… average age we reckon would be about 16. The Panthers? Let’s just say the scratching post took more damage than the Boxes did. This may have been the critical blow to the Panthers defending their Premiership.
Saltys wipe Panthers out with a B-Grade hiding! ( 14-6 )

Slab Grabbers v Figs
The Slab Grabbers were in no mood for gardening, showing the Figs the door and giving them the unceremonious boot out of A-Grade. But despite the loss, the Figs land comfortably in 2nd place in B-Grade—right where a finals push can still sprout nicely. Grabbers march on, Figs regroup, and B-Grade suddenly looks spicy.

The dust has settled, the ladders are locked and the finals are sorted. Sharpen your studs, pack your eskies, and polish your excuses—
See you for finals on Friday!
BoBbY over and out x

Rnd 9 DrawGrinders have the duty (even if it doesn't say it!)FORFEIT from the Muds (no game for the Meat Wagon)
04/12/2025

Rnd 9 Draw
Grinders have the duty (even if it doesn't say it!)

FORFEIT from the Muds (no game for the Meat Wagon)

WEEK 8 – THE TIPPING POINT(Edit table now shows values)A loaded week of chaos and carnage. The table is wobbling and the...
04/12/2025

WEEK 8 – THE TIPPING POINT
(Edit table now shows values)

A loaded week of chaos and carnage. The table is wobbling and the finals are blurring, yes—BoB is back, serving another piping hot crock of nonsense loosely connected to reality. Did it happen? Technically. Was any of it described accurately? probably not. So let’s get into it.

Meat Wagon v The Slab Grabbers

The Wagoneers rolled in looking very tidy, primed for the showdown we all circled months ago. The Wagon launched a full-scale assault on the Grabbers’ defensive line and premiership ego… but the old dogs reached for their favourite weapon: “The Longneck.” Ah yes, the glorious kick that seems to pop off and find a slab grabber crossing that sacred black line for one or more points.

Harnessing every ounce of Dein Foster’s speed and agility, the Grabbers dropped the Wagoneers faster than a Christmas-morning meat tray—gone quicker than the dog can inhale it. The result rockets the Grabbers to within spitting distance of the Slurries, while the Wagons find themselves parked behind the bottle’o in no-man’s-land mid-table A-Grade.

Slabs Secure Second and Wagons Walk on – 6–2

Pink Panthers v The Rumps

The Panthers’ final hurrah—and didn’t they make it a pretty one. Less panting, more pouncing, clawing their way back up the table like a drunk uncle climbing a retaining wall after a backyard cricket ball.

Elder statesman Micky Elfar clocked in for his 479th career appearance, guiding the Pinks toward their long-dreamed return to premiership relevance. The Rumps never really got cooking but did scratch together 5 points to dull the Panthers’ for-and-against.

Pinks Push Past Rumps – 15–5

The Mud Slurries v Fully Tanked

Ignore the scoreboard—this was no blowout. The Tankers are looking good… very good. They went toe-to-toe with a well-seasoned Slurrie outfit and put more points on them than anyone else this season.

But the turning point? Toby’s dicky knee, courtesy of the first half. Up to that moment the Tankers had the Slurries pinned deep, but momentum swung sharply. The Muds took full advantage, yanking the red carpet from beneath Fully Tanked just as they began sniffing an A-Grade finish. Sources say that the Muds may be out this coming week. A few injuries and a "More Prestigous" comp on the line??? please! Tuross is where its at, Prestege and all.

Muds Muddle Tankers – 11–6

The Cheeky Grinders v The Salty Boxes

A gritty clash for finals positioning. The Grinders nipped at the Salties right up to the halftime ho**er (6–4), but the young Salty Boxes kept piling on the points, outscoring Tommy Buck’s lone second-half strike with three of their own.

The loss drops the Grinders to the precarious perch just above the relegation line—prime candidates for an elimination showdown with either Fully Tanked or… the Salties again.

Stick around folks! round 9 is looking to be spicy.

Round 8 DrawFigs have the dutyReminder!!! we have extended the comp by a week. We will hold round 9 next week and finals...
26/11/2025

Round 8 Draw
Figs have the duty

Reminder!!! we have extended the comp by a week. We will hold round 9 next week and finals will follow into december.

See you all on Friday!

Week Seven, Wrap Up.Another forfeit, a rogue competition, and would you believe it, less precipitation! Strap in as we c...
26/11/2025

Week Seven, Wrap Up.
Another forfeit, a rogue competition, and would you believe it, less precipitation! Strap in as we cross to our sideline simpleton, BoB, for all the Tuross Touch goss.

He’s the man, the myth, and the moustache-less wonder.
A sideline “journalist” who believes he brings class, professionalism, and an empty esky to every game. (He waits until you’re headed to the fridge and yells, “Yeah mate, I’m a bit thirsty!”)
Stay classy, Tuross. Because BoB absolutely won’t.

Word on the street is Batemans Bay has cooked up a rogue football comp and the scoop here at the BoB HQ is the big wigs at Tuross Touch are ready to dish out 10-year bans to any would-be defectors and their managers daring to glance over the border. We’ll keep you updated on the Lomax’s and Pappies of our little league.

The Cheeky Grinders v The Bottle’o Slab Grabbers
ANOTHER FORFEIT!!! There needs to be an investigation, or a Royal Commission. The Bottle’o grab one of the easiest wins of the year along with some cheeky for-and-against padding, while the Grinders are left staring down the barrel of a B-grade finals berth.
Slabs kick back (5–0 forfeit)

Fully Tanked v The Meat Wagon
The struggle for players was real. Both sides started with about five each, which is about two skeleton crews. Slowly the troops trickled in, including Jack “I’ll Start a New Team” Godfrey, rising from the ashes while suffering either a heroic hangover or a catastrophic man-flu. We may never know.
Tommy Evans went full highlight reel, bagging four tries and helping the Tankers hold out an emptied-out Meat Wagon, who continue sliding toward a B-grade fate.
Can someone give the Wagon a late game next week so they can actually field a squad?
Tankers topple the Wagon (7–2)

Mud Slurries v Salty Boxes
The Muds march on with another scalp on their way to the finals, but not before the Salties came out swinging and threw on a few early pies. That forced the Slurries to crack open the OG Touch Playbook, featuring such classics as:
• The Wombat – Slow, messy ruck, yet mysteriously effective.
• The Friday Frother – A chaotic long-side scoop where nobody sticks to the plan, but a try somehow emerges.
• The Sizzler – Ball whipped through five pairs of hands like someone flipping snags at Sunday sippers.
From there the Boxes were denied entry to the tryline like BoB at last drinks on a Mondy night.
Boxes get creased (9–3)

Pink Panthers v Fishy Figs
Never assume. That’s what young BoBby was taught back in the day, right before he ignored it for the rest of his life.
On paper, with 26 total points scored, you’d expect the A-grade Figs to have steamrolled the B-grade Panthers. But no, this one turned into a good old-fashioned punch-for-punch shootout. Things stayed tight until late, but the Panthers unleashed a flurry of glorious 2&1 pointers to edge ahead.
A lack of depth for the Figs didn’t help, but word is they’ve sent out the bat-signal for the final week and will return with a proper armoury. Meanwhile, the Panthers are starting to find some end-of-season swagger as they keep their Shamrock Shield dreams flickering.

Players of the week: Bluey Spies (Salty Boxes) & Caitlin Gordon (Mud Slurries)

Well, that’s another week wrapped up. The rain held off, the forfeits rolled in, and BoB avoided a lifetime ban from the canteen.
Join us next week where we cross back to the man who’s been to more games than training sessions.
Until then, keep your teams full, and your esky properly guarded. BoB’s already eyeing it off.

Ill Love yas and leave yas xoxo BoB

Round 7 draw. We will keep you updated if the weather turns. But for now its game on!
20/11/2025

Round 7 draw.
We will keep you updated if the weather turns. But for now its game on!

Week 6Death, taxes… and more rain! Honestly, if the Bureau of Meteorology wants to know when the next downpour is, they ...
19/11/2025

Week 6
Death, taxes… and more rain! Honestly, if the Bureau of Meteorology wants to know when the next downpour is, they may as well just check our draw. The club’s now considering handing out snorkels with rego packs and spectators will need to pay mooring fees soon if the weather persists. So, as the clouds rumble off to ruin someone else’s Friday, we cross over to our meteorological menace, BoB.

Some say he’s waterproofed to a pressure depth of four schooners.
Some say he once tried to report from inside a wheelie bin “for better acoustics.”
All we know is that he’s been standing on the sideline so long he’s grown mould.
Welcome to Week Six

Fishy Figs v The Meat Wagon
A forfeit? No contest? The only thing drier than the field at 5:30pm was the Wagoneers’ attendance sheet. The Shamrock Shield’s cruel descent continues as the Wagoneers slide down the ladder like a drunk penguin on lino. Meanwhile, the Figs collect form, luck and a free 5-point boost. At this rate they’re booking A-Grade seats with any more forfeit points.
Figs find fortune in a forfeit (5–0)

Pink Panthers v Mud Slurries
The Pinks were escorted back toward B-Grade faster than a teenager being booted from The servo from loitering. A 13–0 wipeout left the Muds grinning and the Panthers drier than the scoreboard (Jokes! It looked like papier mâché). Even super-coach Mick Elfar was brought in like an emergency plumber, but there wasn’t a leak to be found in the Muds’ defence. The Muds did what Muds do best, slop and slide their way to victory.
Muds wash Panthers away (13–0)

The Cheeky Grinders v The Best Rumps
The Rumps rolled in with a bench the length of a Centrelink queue, but the Grinders grabbed the lead early, flattened it like a schnitty, and held on tight until the last ho**er. With a couple more wins, the Grinders might just find themselves mingling with the A-Grade elites or at least loitering near them suspiciously.
Grinders mince the Rumps (8–3)

Fully Tanked v The Slab Grabbers
Up 5–1 at halftime, the Tankers then proceeded to tank, by name and by nature. They were cruising against last year’s Prems until the Grabbers suddenly solved the Tanker defence like it was a kid’s maze placemat at the club. One point was all it took for the Slabbers to steal it and keep their sights locked on the Muds at the top.
Slabbers slip & sip past Tankers (6–5)

Player of the Week
The rain.
The only thing more consistent than it was the complaints about it. In all honesty we couldn’t read the names on the bottom of the sheet it was that drenched!

Join us next week when BoB attempts to deliver a report without slipping over, getting drenched, or accusing a passing spectator or touchy of match fixing.
Goodmorning, Goodevening and Goodnight, and may your socks dry before Round 7.

Round 6 Draw! Salties have the Duty/ByeSee you all there!
13/11/2025

Round 6 Draw!
Salties have the Duty/Bye

See you all there!

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