Thornlie Football and Sports Club

25/04/2026

Lest we forget ❤️

Just a reminder we’re open from midday today.

Join us this Saturday from 12pm to catch all the action of the AFL Anzac Day clash live on the big screen!

Grab your mates and settle in for a great afternoon of footy.

🍻 Bar open
🥪 Limited snacks on offer
🧀 BYO food welcome

Let’s come together to remember, reflect, and enjoy a great game. See you at the club!

22/04/2026

Join us this Saturday from 12pm to catch all the action of the AFL Anzac Day clash live on the big screen!

Grab your mates and settle in for a great afternoon of footy.

🍻 Bar open
🥪 Limited snacks on offer
🧀 BYO food welcome

Let’s come together to remember, reflect, and enjoy a great game. See you at the club!

10/04/2026

Our phone is down while we upgrade our internet 📞

In the meantime, reach out to us via [email protected].

Sorry for any inconvenience.

04/04/2026

Looking for the perfect space for your next event? 🎉

Our Function Room is available for hire and is ideal for:
🎂 Birthday Parties
💼 Work Functions
📝 Seminars & Meetings
🥂Social Gatherings
🏆 Sporting Events

We’ve got everything you need in one place, with a spacious hall, fully equipped kitchen, dance floor and a licensed bar with a great variety of drinks 🍻

Whether you’re planning something big or small, we’ve got you covered!

📩 Email or call us for availability and pricing - we’d love to help you host your next event.

14/02/2026

Who’s coming? 🙋🏽🙋🏻‍♀️

Join us for an arvo of fast cars and good vibes.

Club will open from 11am and the kitchen open from midday to 2pm.

🍔 Hamburgers & chips $13
🥓 Bacon & egg burger & chips $11
👧 Kids meal with nugget & chips $7.50

Feel free to BYO nibbles for your table.

This event is by bookings only! Please email [email protected] or speak to the bar staff by Sunday 1 March.

09/02/2026

Join us for an arvo of fast cars and good vibes.

Club will open from 11am and the kitchen open from midday to 2pm.

🍔 Hamburgers & chips $13
🥓 Bacon & egg burger & chips $11
👧 Kids meal with nugget & chips $7.50

Feel free to BYO nibbles for your table.

This event is by bookings only! Please email [email protected] or speak to the bar staff by Sunday 1 March.

05/12/2025

☀️ Join us for our annual Christmas sundowner ☀️

Finger food will be provided - members eat free, non-members are $15, kids are $10 and under 5 eat free.

🍻 club priced drinks
🎫 a raffle
😎 fun vibes

Be sure to RSVP to Jo for catering purposes so you don’t miss out. Email [email protected] or send us a message.

18/11/2025

Happy Tuesday!

We’re hosting a function on Friday night (21 Nov) so the kitchen will be closed.

We’ll be serving beef and gravy rolls between 5:30pm and 6:45pm.

See you at the club ✌🏾

28/09/2025

Thanks for coming to our Grand Final event yesterday 🦁🏆

11/09/2025

The bar is open as usual tomorrow night (Friday) however the kitchen is closed due to an event.

Our members will be able to enjoy some nibblies provided by the club 💛💚