Daily updates on the existence of the Gold Coast Suns

22/10/2025

Apologies everyone fan favourite admin ~Sex Ton~ has died after a short battle with scurvy

I am his new replacement admin. Go gold coast my favourite team

Go Christian Petracca my favourite player

~Pet Racca~

18/09/2025

Sad day to be a Sexton fan 😭

~Sex Ton~

28/08/2025

For the first time ever my hangover this morning came from celebrating and not drowning my sorrows!

Suns exist!

F**k Fremantle plastic club

~Sex Ton~

26/05/2025

Thinking bout the Gold Coast Suns and Dimmas fat c**k

~Sex Ton~

24/04/2025

They exist

06/03/2024

tsixE snuS

28/11/2023

lmao i forgot this page existed

at least the suns haven't folded yet

suns still exist

22/03/2023

yeah we exist (the suns)

leaked text from someone who knows the suns are here to stay

09/02/2023

snuns

04/10/2022

I know it's trade season and all but the Gold Coast have been a bit quiet so just a reminder to players looking to leave their club that we exist. Can't wait to see who the mighty sun pick up this year.

07/09/2022

SunSexist

10/07/2022

Stats that aren’t useless

~Sex Ton~

Win / Loss record of players involved in Gold Coast 2 wins after the siren against Richmond 10 years apart.
Sam Day 2-0
David Swallow 2-0
Brandon Ellis 1-1
Dion Prestia 1-1
Jack Riewoldt 0-2