24/11/2023
With only a month to go till the great race accross the unforgiving, unpredictable Bass Straight to the Scallop Pie capital of Australia, there is maxi boat teams engaging in wallet jousting events up and down the eastern Aussie coastline in an attempt to be first to the pie shop!
With the notable absence of the past controversal record breaking goon bag for this year's race, a secret sunfish breeding program has been discovered off the southern NSW coast, which has sent shivers up the spine of a super maxi about to be relaunched just north of the border!
These monsters of the deep show their presence every few years, breaking appendages and notably repeatably singling out a Victorian super maxi in the past to the extent of ripping its keel clean off on one occasion, in reportably an un provoked attack from these silent moist assassins!
The massive 2 handed fleet that is assembling have been warned to keep vigilant, whilst not travelling anywhere near the speed of their high dollar Maxi competitors, they have been asked to not get distracted by any war movies till they reach the safety of the Derwent River!
Who or what is responsible for these mass numbers of menacing schools off Bermagui?
Rest assured, Growing trees has its finger in the pie on the ground to bring any updates that come to hand!
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