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19/11/2025

It’s finally happened... I’ve seen one too many moronic programs being followed at the gym and - like a citizen stepping in to stop an act of pointless violence against a stranger - I’ve decided to no longer lurk in the shadows & instead stand up in an attempt to make a difference and probably be punched in the nose needlessly.. I mean, make a difference or something.
In other words, I’m building a set of online programs that don’t suck and they’re going to be free initially. Coming soon to a phone screen near you.

What do YOU struggle with in the gym?…. Seriously, tell me (ya dog).With the impending release of some super secret non-...
16/08/2023

What do YOU struggle with in the gym?…. Seriously, tell me (ya dog).

With the impending release of some super secret non-sh*****se online training programs, it would help us tremendously if you could let me know some things you struggle with in the gym or with your current programs (if you’re following one).

Is it exercise form?

Sticking to a program?

Setting realistic goals?

Finding time to complete them?

Being unable to tear yourself away from our hilarious instagram content?

Let me know either below or in a DM, and we’ll make sure to tackle it in our program design and release. If you don’t, himself might come to your house and punish you (.. Note: I mean this in a non-s*xual way).

And if he doesn’t have time, Wish.com Chuck Norris (me) will give you a good spray next time I drive past and tbh you’ll never recover from my verbal haranguing.

For 99.999999% of people (myself included in that majority) getting ‘comp lean’ like this is a terrible idea…Sure, you g...
10/03/2023

For 99.999999% of people (myself included in that majority) getting ‘comp lean’ like this is a terrible idea…
Sure, you get to paint yourself bronze and take a bunch of ego stroking wa**er photos (exhibit A ⬆️) showing everyone how emaciated you were able to get by slowly and scientifically starving yourself. But on the flip side, you get all the fun side effects that almost none of the “fitness influencers” talk about:
✅ Cripplingly constant hunger (from when you open your eyes in the morning, until closing them later)
✅ No energy.
✅ Loss of strength.
✅ Increase in frequency of minor injuries (strains, tears etc)
✅ NO s*x drive.
✅ Extreme mood swings.
✅ General ongoing rage at everyone/everything.
There’s more… But you get the point.
Kel and I did these competitions just to prove to our clients at the time that our fat loss/muscle building systems were extreme effective regardless of how far you wanted to take them… But tbh, the drawbacks of trying to reach these sort of ‘aesthetic goals’ were eye opening even to us.
This is also why our training programs are generally built to train people in a more athletic/functional manner and why we don’t try to push people towards any sort of body composition extremes.
Because fitness models usually rely on a lot of caffeine, co***ne and pills to convince themselves that they ‘feel good’ and tbh they’re sh*****se athletes compared to… People who train like actual athletes. Who still look great, but can move freely and not feel like popping a hammy every time they kick a soccer ball.
This is one of the differentiating underlying elements in our online programs, training for function + aesthetics. If you want to know what training this way feels like, jump in on one of our $10 online programs (ya dog). If you don’t… Pls go get weaker and more injury prone training like your favourite TikTok influencer 🫡🫣🥴
Either way, don’t be deluded into thinking that people who are suuuper shredded actually feel good 🌝

🐑 ONLINE PROGRAMS OPENING TO THE PUBLIC IN 7 DAYS 🥧✅ $10/week✅ Video demos of exercises✅ App to track workouts and progr...
07/03/2023

🐑 ONLINE PROGRAMS OPENING TO THE PUBLIC IN 7 DAYS 🥧
✅ $10/week
✅ Video demos of exercises
✅ App to track workouts and progress
✅ Private group to ask questions and other such nonsense
✅ WAY less s**t than whatever dumb program you’re following now (fite me ya dawg)
✅ Run by a person of EXTREME influence who definitely takes social media seriously….
Fo real, obviously I’m an now. So therefore all of my admin work is only ever to be done next to a sunny beach for…. reasons (and despite this severely limiting my ability to see my laptop screen). It can’t be helped. I didn’t choose this… The chose me.
P.s. If you have questions just message me. I don’t have any sort of lame mailing list or sign up form, as only idiots give their email/contact info to random businesses (that will definitely just spam them) in 2023.. And if you’re an idiot, you probably won’t sign up anyways… You’ll just go to CrossFit or something 🌝🌝
Now, due to me newfound position of extreme influence, I’m off to find some sort of s**tty online product for which I can offer a 15% discount code twice a day, allowing me ascend to ‘supreme social media f**kwit’ status and ensure everybody unfriends me immediately.
Regards

Chicken scratch? Or intricate planning of a quarter’s worth of training phase?… Somewhere in the middle maybe 😌This is a...
11/03/2022

Chicken scratch? Or intricate planning of a quarter’s worth of training phase?… Somewhere in the middle maybe 😌
This is a summary of 16 weeks worth of our ‘STRONG (..and stronger)’ crew’s online training program.
Feel free to try and steal it from this.. Or you could just pay $10/wk and get the whole detailed thing on your phone with video demo’s etc (ya dirty dog).
Probably don’t though, it’s pretty hard 👀💀

02/02/2022

Home gym HERO destroy’s #1 power lift for LIMITLESS gains. Who can stop him!?”
NB: Real training isn’t about fun, or getting results or feeling good… that’s nonsense. It’s about being excessively aggressive at yourself with a camera set up then filming it for your s**tty social media page that nobody cares about. Why else even get into the gym!!!?
If you’re silly enough to want online programs they’re coming soon.
But tbh you probably don’t. They’re full of quality movements, structure & stuff. There’s barely anything exotic or made up about them. It’s almost as if I care more about fast, efficient results than I do about made-up Insta BS or something 🤮
If your dirty fitness dawg & still want one however drop me a comment and I’ll get back to you.
But definitely don’t.

It’s a vibe 🐶
26/11/2021

It’s a vibe 🐶

For any workout to be effective, it needs to be strenuous for a given individual. E.g. For a non-runner, a 2km jog might...
02/11/2021

For any workout to be effective, it needs to be strenuous for a given individual.
E.g. For a non-runner, a 2km jog might be perfect. For a competitive marathon runner, 2km probably isn’t even warm-up distance.
When it comes to strength work, the same rules apply & selecting the correct load for you is EXTREMELY important.
This means that if you’re lifting lighter weights than which you’re capable due to rushing through your sessions, circuiting every exercise or sharing weights with people who aren’t on the same level as you… The strength & muscle building potential of your session are going to be extremely minimal.
Sure, you could find random haphazard ways to make sub-maximal loading ‘harder’ - Shorter rest periods, circuits etc - But ‘harder’ doesn’t = ‘better’.
What these types of changes typically do is turn what could have been a great, efficient strength workout into a poor quality half fitness/half strength workout that gives you poor results in both realms.
Lifting weights within a few reps of failure produces direct training effects that CAN NOT be achieved going lighter (even if you’re getting a sweat on) -
⬆️ Strength
⬆️ Power
⬆️ Speed
⬆️ Inter/intra-muscular coordination
⬆️ Muscle growth
⬆️ Tendon strength. To name a few.
This means taking your time, selecting optimal load for the exercise based on your level, sufficient rest & quality program structure.
This is why we program efficiently and effectively for our members rather than just cramming a bunch of exercises together and rushing through them for 40 mins.
When you want to gain strength, build muscle or maintain muscle whilst losing fat - Train for strength.
If you want to improve fitness - Train for fitness.
If you want both (which we typically do) - Split them up and do a good job of each, rather than cramming them together and getting a mediocre outcome for both realms.
If you want a hand ✋ Hit is up to join our new PT program & let us to do thinking for you.

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