Noosa Bloating & Fibbing Alliance

Noosa Bloating & Fibbing Alliance Very little of what we say is true, and the bits that are...well we make them up as well. But believe us when we say we know what's best for Noosa.

COULD AUSTRALIA’S NEXT ‘BIG THING’ BE THE BIG NOOSA TOURIST?Queensland already has the big pineapple, the big cassowary,...
21/01/2025

COULD AUSTRALIA’S NEXT ‘BIG THING’ BE THE BIG NOOSA TOURIST?

Queensland already has the big pineapple, the big cassowary, the big watermelon, the big Brolga and even the big Golden Gumboot (in Tully). Now could Tourism Noosa be pushing for THE BIG TOURIST to be erected in the prime location overlooking Hell’s Gates on the famous Noosa National Park walk?

Tourism Noosa has been looking for even more creative ways to spend the $2.52 million it receives from Noosa ratepayers each year.

“With that generous support from Noosa Council, we’ve employed an excellent team of brand managers, digital marketing managers, social media coordinators, content creators, product marketing managers, marketing directors, SEO specialists, Public Relations Managers, marketing associates, copywriters, market research analysts and senior managers, but we know Noosa expects even more from us”, a marketing analyst told us while sipping his Pina Colada in Hastings Street.

At a recent three-day, marketing brainstorming session on Hayman Island, Tourism Noosa staff came up with the idea of THE BIG TOURIST to celebrate the more than 2-million tourists who come to Noosa each year, attempting to set new records for the number of people who can fit into a 4-bedroom house for the weekend.

As the spokesman told us proudly “what better way to celebrate Tourism Noosa’s contribution than a giant, fibreglass tourist in our most iconic National Park viewpoint.”

The NBFA strongly supports those local LNP members and supporters who are brave enough to suggest a nuclear future for N...
23/06/2024

The NBFA strongly supports those local LNP members and supporters who are brave enough to suggest a nuclear future for Noosa.

The idea is still in its embryo stage, but if we’re looking for a solution to the endless Tewantin TAFE saga and we want to really put Noosa on the map, this is the win-win we have all been looking for.

How do you like the sound of our own trendy, boutique Nuclear Power Station surrounded by newly planted koala trees?

The perfect location is the old Tewantin TAFE site. We all know it is.

There’s plenty of work still to do, but it’s time to start thinking Nuclear, and it’s time to power up the biosphere with a lovely little Plant that’s green, powerful and a terrific tourist drawcard.

Let’s not worry too much about details like the cost or the build time at this stage, just think of the jobs, and think of what we can do with ALL THAT POWER.

Nuclear Noosa – by Nature. Sounds like a bloody winner to us.

Ahoy captains.  If youse are a seven generation local like us you probably get pretty pi**ed off when some greenie lobs ...
14/04/2024

Ahoy captains. If youse are a seven generation local like us you probably get pretty pi**ed off when some greenie lobs into town and says you can't cut down a few gum trees just because they’ve got a bloody koala in them, or you can't chuck a bit of harmless battery acid in the river to kill some mullet for a barbecue in the dunes.

Where were these know alls when we were making Noosa the great place it is today, putting the Big Pelican on Gympie Terrace, getting our first Maccas In Noosaville, bravely exploring the North Shore in our Landcruisers.

This is the real Noosa Captains and don’t let the lefties tell you otherwise. We need to fight for it. Stick with us. It’s gonna be a hell of a ride.

Nick, Davo and the team.

Our new caps are going off like a frog in a sock.  Stand tall in these, even if you're a short arse, and you probably ar...
14/04/2024

Our new caps are going off like a frog in a sock. Stand tall in these, even if you're a short arse, and you probably are.

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