05/12/2020
What a time
DAN 'THE MAN' DELIVERS FATHERED FORTUNE WHICH COMES TO FRUITION
Washed daddy doges 3 (J.lee, L. Slade, C.Boad) - KFC bournemouth 2
A pre match prediction from the pundits predicted a walk in the park for the doges in this evenings fixture. Procceedings however took an alternate path with the dogs backed up against the fence in a situation which seemed un-escapeable at a 2-0 deficit at halftime, only to be re-inspired by an act of a real leader. A hero. "WE WILL COME BACK" These were the words spoken by Daniel Masters which skyrocketed the dogs into the most unforseen comeback in footballing history. The man stood there oozing an aura of greatness as he spoke, looking on at the doubters. So this is where our match review kicks off here tonight.
MATCH REVIEW
The doges took to the field for the second half of football with a new hunger and drive. 2-0 down and you couldnt pick it. 5 minutes into the half and frustrations were starting to kick in. Some questionable throw ins from the opposition side werent enhancing the situation. A growing trend from the first half which continued on throughout the entire second stanza. But if its one thing this side have. Its fight, hunger and an almighty ticker and it paid off. A relentless attack where almost all active players on the pitch had an attempt at goal only to be denied until the ball fell at the feet of cabinet connoisseur Jaidyn Lee. He made no mistake in dispatching the chance. Suddenly the dogs were in with a shniff.
10minutes down and the Cane Boad was due to be substituted back into dealings. It took all of about 10 seconds and a pinpoint throw from eden azzard in net, to find the boad in space in the middle of the park. A deft first touch from the brekky burger bandit allowed for a clean strike on goal. And what a strike it was. A Gerrard esk strike which swerved and catapulted in off the apex. A strike which will be shown on the highlights reel at the gardens for generations to come. Just over 4 minutes to go and a shniff turned into a shniff shniff.
This situation was designed for 1 man. 1 man who all that was running through his head were the words 'we will come back', portrayed apon him by the half time inspirer dan 'the man' masters. It was all on the inform schuade and by god did he punish them. A low drive into the bottom right corner sent the crowd into histerics. You cant describe the atmospere in the gardens at this moment. It was a real 'you had to be there' moment. The fans broke out into a cohesive bark. It was unlike anything ever witnessed before.
The referee called for full time and the dogs have shown that the impossible is possible. Another 3 points in the bag and a real squad strengthening display. From this stage there seems no stopping our doges in the unforseeable future.