15/05/2026
PICK YOUR SEAT - WHERE ARE YOU SITTING
THE O’NEILS 🐺🍿
Watch Bailey explode about the dogs, then immediately watch Scotty explode at Bailey for exploding about the dogs. Honestly less of a seat and more of a live family counselling session. A genuine behind-the-scenes look into life with the O’Neils.
RAVE CAVE 🎉🍻
Jacko will passionately re-live his famous 50 at Hoddles Creek while randomly screaming “SAVE EM!” every 12 minutes. Meanwhile Brad’s role is simple — buy drinks and convince everyone NAS is leading the Saints to the promised land. Delusion levels high, vibes even higher.
THE STORMS 🌩️🏆
A beautiful mix of old-school and new-school Montrose arrogance. Liam reminding everyone he’s a 2-time premiership captain while Stormy explains how he personally carried the club through the 90s. Cameron quietly sitting there knowing he’s still somehow the favourite son.
THE WICKET KEEPERS 🧤🤪
You’ve got to be slightly cooked to be a wicket keeper and these two absolutely confirm it. Seat 4 starts as elite entertainment… until Ratty starts putting the block on every conversation after ball three.
THE LADIES 🍷💅
Looks like a calm, safe seat early… huge mistake. Couple of drinks in and this turns into absolute chaos. Kate handing out unsolicited 360-degree feedback while Bambi somehow brings every conversation back to not winning a medal yet. Escalates from 0 to 100 real quick.
THE NERD & NEW RECRUIT 📊🤓
Probably the safest seat on the plane. Plenty of calm discussion around run rates, economy rates and spreadsheets. Potentially get your tax sorted while also hearing 47 stories about premier cricket that may or may not be true.
GEN ALPHA 📱💀
Honestly nobody over 25 will understand a word said in Seat 7. “No cap”, “low-key”, “rizz”, “aura points” and “6-7” will be thrown around aggressively while you pretend to know what’s happening. Confusing… but elite energy.
YESTERDAY’S HEROES 🏏👴
Seat 8 comes with unlimited “back in my day” stories. Lincoln casually reminding everyone he’s a 7-time Trollope premiership player/coach while Andy winds him up for being ex-Mooroolbark. Plenty of stories about the 90s when bowlers were “actually quick” and bats apparently travelled “further.”
THE NIGHT CAP 🥃🗣️
You’ll need 15 beers minimum just to keep up in Seat 9. Endless theories, random debates and at least six people being told to “shut up.” If you can survive Jamison & Coke after midnight, this seat might just become your spiritual home.
2 GOATS IS BETTER THAN 1 🐐🐐
Barney will walk you through all 11 Club Champions and his RDCA life membership while Russ somehow pivots the conversation into One Nation supremacy by the third drink. Surprisingly low cricket chat, alarmingly high conspiracy chat. Seat 10 is not for beginners.
