14/06/2026
It’s that magical time of the weekend again where I get to shamelessly spotlight our riders and ride leaders… and this week delivered plenty of material 😄
The program had more changes than a rider with a dodgy Di2: B2B rolled out a fresh new start/finish at Muzz, G1 took an early mark, Norman traded full-gas Glorious for some trail flirting, and James casually dropped a G1 “masterclass” featuring Strathpine, Dayboro and Glorious. Because apparently one climb just isn’t enough 🙃
Now… it’s a rare day when our Head Coach Dave ends up in my firing line, but here we are. In an act of great generosity, Dave sponsored the G2 and G4 rides with gels (big thanks to the team Fuelr 👏)… however, G3—clearly the most elite, humble, and best-looking group—received exactly zero gel allocation for our Brookfield adventure. No hard feelings Dave and Lachy… we assume you just recognise natural talent when you see it 🤣
With a big chunk of the crew at B2B, numbers were a little lighter, but we still rolled strong with G2, G3 and G4. G2, powered by premium, performance-enhancing (legally, I assume) gels and led by Lachy and Andrew, headed out with nine riders to Brookfield and Coot-tha. They looked annoyingly smooth cruising past us—honestly, I think I saw a slight glow. Definitely the gels 😏
G3 (the “independent athletes collective”), led by Cameron and myself, kept things gritty with a Brookfield run. No Cootha this time—Changy had to bail early, which we’re choosing to interpret as strategic energy conservation. It was wet, dirty, and just misty enough to question life choices… but we got it done 💪
Meanwhile, G4 rolled out 25 strong led by Jonathan, Steffan, Dave and crew, heading to Sandgate and Nudgee via Gympie Rd. Reports suggest high morale, strong vibes, and possibly gel-fuelled overperformance.
Over at B2B, more than 40 BNECC riders tackled the 100km and 140km routes, expertly orchestrated by caffeine-powered Jon M. Huge effort all round—legs, lungs, and coffee tabs all tested.
All in all: epic rides, top banter, questionable decision-making, and stories for days. Same time next week… and Dave, we’ll be waiting for our gels 😉