13/05/2020
On Behalf of the Mayfield Mahi’s Cc, I would like to take this time to apologise and come clean. Covid-19 wasn’t started in China with a cobba eating a bat. It in fact started on the 31st of December 2019 at our inaugural game. It is believed after swabbing the communal team box that it had traces of the disease on it after being passed around for a number of drinks and gentleman wearing it. After some clever negotiations with the Chinese President Xi Jinping, who sometimes fills in for our 20/20 team, he said we have nothing to worry about it and his country will cop it on the chin (rough English translation). Kudos to you Xi.
More to come
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