Joe's Disciples

Joe's Disciples Who is Joe? The powerful, beautiful, majestic one who loves all things that are good. We play for H Follow us on our Holy Quest to get buckets.

Roster:

1 - Jayden “Fat Mamba” Schille
3 - Brandon “Burger” Yon
5 - Dean “Greek Freak” Orfanidis
7 - Tyler “Taco” Witnish
8 - Kane “Gucci Kane” McMaster
9 - Jordan “Schnoz” Massih
10 - Bayley “Hudstache” Hudson
21 - Dan “Porticus” Port
27 - Lache “Spaghetti” Layfield
69 - Subway
91 - Jesse “Hustle King” Dangerfield

It was an event for the ages in Croydon CBD today, as the Grand Final parade passed through Main Street with players fro...
11/09/2022

It was an event for the ages in Croydon CBD today, as the Grand Final parade passed through Main Street with players from both Joe’s Disciples and INK being cheered by hordes of loyal fans.

When captain was asked about the teams approach to the big game tomorrow, he simply pointed at the Disciples logo emblazoned upon his Kmart hoody and started singing the chorus to Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen before breaking down in tears.
It’s still not clear what this all meant, but it was beyond powerful.

MAKE SURE TO BE THERE TOMORROW - 7PM KILSYTH COURT 1

28/11/2020

This paint ain’t big enough for the two of us 🔫🤠🔫

Starting PG is looking to expand on his already impressive resume by adding a defensive player of the year award to his personal accolades this season. The patented Pistol™️ defence is unorthodox but effective in putting off opponents, evident by Fat Mamba quickly becoming one of the premier ring protectors 💯

PS- NEW SEASON STARTS MONDAY LETS GOOOOOO 🔥

29/06/2020

MOOD 😎🔥
The lovely folk at sent out a text to break the news that this current season has been officially made a “no result”....... and that your Disciples are STILL the reigning CHAMPS 🏆 Going forward, the ‘19-20 Summer Season will forever be remembered as the Joevid19 Joerona Virus season to honour the champs 🦠🏆🙏🏻

Fingers crossed for that it doesn’t get to stage 4 because we’ve seen the kind of damage can do when it comes to lock...
08/04/2020

Fingers crossed for that it doesn’t get to stage 4 because we’ve seen the kind of damage can do when it comes to locking down an opponent 😳🔒🔥🦠

ITS GOOD!!! Congrats to retired fan-favourite on his engagement. “I have two true loves, my now fiancé and of course th...
17/02/2020

ITS GOOD!!! Congrats to retired fan-favourite on his engagement. “I have two true loves, my now fiancé and of course the great man Joe, blessed be his name” (she said yes)💙🤍💙

Thanks JID for having us backstage to discuss business going forward. We work hard to provide the best entertainment for...
07/02/2020

Thanks JID for having us backstage to discuss business going forward. We work hard to provide the best entertainment for our fans which is why we have locked in some BIG performances for our half time shows.
Stay tuned.
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21/10/2019

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For those of you who’ve been living under a Dwayne the Rock Johnson; the ‘cipes are appearing in the BIG DANCE tonight. ...
21/10/2019

For those of you who’ve been living under a Dwayne the Rock Johnson; the ‘cipes are appearing in the BIG DANCE tonight. Fans from from Ringwood all the way to Lilydale and everywhere in between (looking at you from Mooroolbark) came out to the Grand Final Parade over the weekend where we marched down Mt Dandenong Rd to Joe’s training facility Aquahub™️ in Croydon. Dreams became reality after the ‘cipes got on top of Nothin’ but Net by the tune of 23 points (swipe for stats), stamping a ticket to the Grand Final for the first time in club history!
CEO Spaghetti has been in tears all week but assured us he will be strong as a rock come game time. Coach Gucci Kane has risen from his death bed to take the reigns again “playing, coaching, cheerleading... it doesn’t matter, I gotta do what it takes for this club to get the phattest of dubs”.
GET DOWN 7pm KILSYTH TONIGHT TO WITNESS HISTORY UNFOLD: FREE ADMISSION IF YOU TELL THE LADIES AT THE FRONT THAT JOE IS YOUR SAVIOUR

11/10/2019

Get around club legend Dave “Flop” Adams as he takes his legendary defence to the next level by defending Australia from foreign invaders 🔥❤️

🔥🔥🔥 CEO Spaghetti 🍝 threatened to emotionally and physically tear me apart if I didn’t post a screenshot of the boxscor...
26/08/2019

🔥🔥🔥 CEO Spaghetti 🍝 threatened to emotionally and physically tear me apart if I didn’t post a screenshot of the boxscore from last week. Yes he (equal) top scored. Yes we won. No we don’t know how this happened. Also we are playing at Oxley tonight, be there or be 🔲 🔥🔥🔥

20/08/2019

Watch your head big fella! with the bunnies 🐰🐰🐰🔥🔥🔥

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Kilsyth, VIC
3137

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