Slicer 512 Racing

15/04/2023

Drop Your Motor In and Fun awaits Looking for an adrenaline-pumping ride? Check out our Stinger package for sale! This high-performance boat comes exactly as you see it, with everything you need...

06/03/2023

Here's our Navi going for a lovely Sunday drive 'round the mountain! First time ever driving a V8 Superboat and first time ever on a track. After the world's most slowest crash (not shown due to video length reasons), a full rotation was made and a questionably legal display in the washout pool followed after in celebration.

I'd personally like to thank Paul for letting me be the 2nd person ever to drive the boat (since it was purchased from its previous owner), our sponsor Glen Simpson Contracting for believing in us and our sport, the Cabba Club, our fantastic safety crew for putting me back into the water after mowing the lawn on the 2nd turn, Pete on ramp duty, Mitch for landscaping and track beautification, our hardworking ladies and gents keeping the cafe running, the folks working on getting our new timing gear up and going, NSW Rescue for keeping an eye on us, and, of course:

To everyone who has ever come down to see us all on a race day, hung out in the pits and sat up on the hill with friends and family - thank you. It's how I started off, camera in hand taking pics from the safety fence. From taking media to taking down directions to finally taking a lap on the 'other' side of the boat - anything is possible.

Our club needs *you* more than you know right now.

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22/12/2022

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13/10/2022

07/10/2022

We've arrived at Keith and can finally announce that is onboard as our official sponsor!

Thank you Glen for everything you've done for the sport here at Spitwater Arena.

07/09/2022

01/09/2022

Slicer Team Racing is proud to announce our new development philosophy and guidance strategy for the remainder of the 2022 season: Consistently Racing to Achieve Perfection (CRAP)

Are you CRAP? As demonstrated by our own inability to get around even two corners of a set rotation last weekend, we fully embody the frankly borderline questionable values of CRAP!

Over the course of however long it takes to knock back a carto of really s**t beer (after pit rules close), our 7 step program of verbal compost covers:

1. Blaming Your Navi for Everything, Always (applies retrospectively when said Navi is borrowed from another team)

2. Installing your Battery the Wrong Way (putting back the coloured smoke)

3. The Art of Crashing Responsibly: An Out of Water Experience

4. Graceful Recovery: race director avoidance intensive skills development (after falling off your own trailer at the ramp)

5. Paint, Bog and Datalog - the fundamentals of looking fast and going fast

6. Neglecting your Trailer Maintenance - before driving thousands of kilometers (or miles, for those metrically challenged)

7. The Slice and Dice - running your jet unit with more impeller shaft play than a rusted out insikerator and equally as much discarded kale and/or track weeds

8. Strict adherence to a rigorous 'pin the tail on the donkey' blindfolded method of guessing engine timing degrees when questioned by other racers, at any time. Numbers must always be accurate and within acceptable tolerances.

Here's our latest efforts at Round 2 hosted by for

17/07/2022

The last time we ran at the Tweed Valley Jet Sprint Club, this was your LS-Class podium after the early weather stoppage, reigning champion Kyle Elphinstone taking the win by the narrowest of margins over champion-elect Bastian Mullan, with local driver Paul Hill third 🥇🥈🥉 Marine Air Flow International

18/06/2022

lets go racing !!!!! yer bring it on

This rainy weather has been a real damper on us here at Cabarita, but we’re back!!!

Join us for the FIRST ROUND OF OUR 2022 SEASON! 🔥

Weekend of July 23 & 24!

Get your tickets now 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

https://www.ticketebo.com.au/tweed-valley-jet-sprint-club/penrite-oil-v8-superboat-championships-round-1.html

Massive thanks to our sponsors
’s Haulage
Truck Hire Solutions
Coastal Turf Australia
Southport Printing Co.
landscaping supplies
Allcott Hire

09/04/2022

Welcome to where we bring you wrenching and mechanical mayhem direct from the team garage! Our Navi is learning how to use tools and has demonstrated proficiency roughly equal to a chimpanzee. Perfect!

Today's task: L98 out, ??? in!

Can you guess which engine we're upgrading to? Our existing ready-to-race, podium placing powerplant is for sale. If you're interested, let us know!