01/04/2026
đš IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT â NEW TRAINING PROTOCOL đš
Due to a recent surge in noise complaints and trying to modernise our training we are officially introducing the Shh Protocolâą effective immediately.
What does this mean?
Starting today at Wolves Den:
đ€« No shouting
đ€« No grunting
đ€« No talking during class
đ€« No yelling
đ€« All breathing must be done quietly and respectfully
Yes, that includes pad work. Yes, that includes getting punched. Please absorb strikes silently.
Coaches will now demonstrate techniques via interpretive mime only. Corner advice during sparring will be delivered through intense eye contact and subtle nodding.
Failure to comply may result in being handed a library card and reassigned to the âAdvanced Silent Meditation Grapplingâ class.
Letâs work together to create a calmer and quieter training environment.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Stay deadly. Stay silent. đș