07/09/2026
Mum’s fridge reviews: expensive goat’s feta I didn’t pay for. 20/10.
P.S. I’m a weight-loss nutritionist and this breakfast only had 15g of protein.
Blah blah blah. I don’t give a s**t.
It was delicious, it filled me up and, most importantly, it stopped me becoming absolutely feral and eating half a packet of Double Stuf Oreos before lunch.
Which is exactly the kind of context the internet likes to leave out when it tells you every meal needs to be perfectly balanced.
Sometimes it doesn’t need to be the perfect choice.
Sometimes it just needs to be a much better choice than what we both know was about to happen next 😂
If you’re a busy woman who loves amazing food, has approximately zero spare time and would still quite like to lose weight without doing the whole damn thing perfectly…
Hi. You’re going to love it here.
Okay, tell me… what’s the one thing you immediately raid your mum’s fridge for? 😂👇