Aire river

28/03/2026

There’s been a massacre at my river by a seagull taking all my bream.

15/01/2026

I don’t understand why the Wye river is getting so much news time, I flood like that weekly - just ask me what I did with Grahams Pajero. - feeling jealous.

15/01/2026

I send my condolences to my fellow rivers, some of us just can’t handle a big day of flood like me.

08/01/2025

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06/04/2024

Im going to drain my river of eels for dawn service.

13/07/2020

Please be aware that they have set up a check point on the sand track.

Not even crowdys winch will get you through.

13/10/2019

Winch operator required for busy sand track.
Other tasks may include managing eel population and disposing of butane cans As per environmental guidelines. Salary to be negotiated. Can be remunerated per eel or by the butane can.

27/04/2018

I might be in the top 10 poorest areas. But damn I can flood!!

02/04/2018

Shovels should only be used for digging worms.... or frying ......

An Easter long weekend trip has turned ugly for a man allegedly hit with a shovel while camping.  

03/02/2018

3 too many dry baby heads. Don’t make me remind you how wet I can be.

11/05/2017

As the last winner didn't claim their Eel, we are running a second chance draw.
Post the best picture of Graham you have to win a prize (eel).