Metaform Fitness

10/09/2026

"Three things you can't live without" 🎤

We went around the gym and asked. The answers say more about this team than any bio ever could.

☕ Nikki: Olds, liquid chalk, Metaform
🍟 Eden: McDonald's, KFC, and the 2006 film Cars
📚 Henry: books, chips, the will to live

One of these is a coach who programs your training. We will let you guess which.

Who had the best answer? 👇

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09/09/2026

550 calories, 40g of protein, about $11 of mince 🍝

Ingredients → process → result. That is the whole video, because that is the whole thing.

Beef mince, zucchini, tinned tomatoes, cheese. A bolognese that hits 40g of protein without a single thing in it you would not normally buy.

Eating for training is not expensive and it is not complicated. It is mostly just deciding that dinner should have protein in it, then cooking dinner.

Save it for your next shop 📌

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08/09/2026

He came in on the 2 for $60. Here's what he said after 👇

"I really like the coaching and the style of the teaching here."

That's Jacob, a few sessions in 🙌

The $60 intro exists for exactly this. Not a hard sell, not a lock-in, just two coached semi-private sessions so you can find out what training here actually feels like before you decide anything.

What he noticed is what most people notice first 👇
👥 The coaching — a coach in the room, not a video on a screen.
🎯 The style — taught, not shouted at. You leave knowing why you did what you did.
✅ It's ready when you are — the session is set up before you walk in. You just train.

That's it. Two sessions, $60, no membership and no lock-in. If it's not for you, that's genuinely fine 🤝

Thanks Jacob 🙏

Start where he started 📩
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07/09/2026

This or that, muscle growth edition 🤔

We fired 10 matchups at Coach Nikki. Bulgarian or regular split squat. Back squat or front squat. Barbell RDL or dumbbell RDL.

By about matchup six a pattern had emerged, and it was extremely barbell-shaped 🏋️

For what it is worth, she is not wrong. If you can load it heavier and progress it in smaller jumps, it usually wins for growth. The bias is just doing its job.

Which one would you have flipped? 👇

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06/09/2026

Most gyms guess at your progress. We measure it 📊

"How are you feeling? Bit stronger?" That's the entire tracking system in most places. It's not malicious, it's just what happens without the equipment to do better.

Here's what we actually do 👇

📊 We test what your body produces. Force, balance, how your left side compares to your right.
🎯 We find the weak link before it finds you. A big left-right imbalance is an injury waiting for a bad day.
📈 We re-test. So progress is a number that moved, not a feeling you're trying to remember.

Why it matters: you can't improve what you never measured. Plenty of people train hard for a year and genuinely don't know whether it worked, because "feeling stronger" is unreliable and the mirror lies on a bad day.

Numbers don't do that. They're boring, and they're honest.

Get your numbers 💪

Two coached sessions for $60 and we'll show you where you're actually at 📩
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05/09/2026

Coach Nikki in the hot seat 🔥 Five questions, no hedging.

🍑 Most underrated glute exercise? 45 degree hyperextensions, glute biased. Soft knees, toes turned out.
💪 Biggest misconception about women lifting? That you will get bulky easily. You will not.
😮‍💨 Do you need to be sore for it to work? No. Your body adapts and stops getting sore. That is progress, not a problem.
🚫 Advice to stop listening to? Training fasted.
📈 Biggest glute growth mistake? Changing exercises constantly instead of progressively overloading the same ones.

That last one is the whole thing really. Novelty feels productive. Progressive overload actually is.

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02/09/2026

"I'll start Monday" 📅

Be honest. How many Mondays deep are you?

The loop goes like this: you decide Monday is the day. Monday arrives with a full inbox and four hours of sleep. You push it. Now starting midweek feels pointless, because you've already "ruined" the week. So you wait for the next Monday 🔁

Twelve weeks can disappear in that loop 👇

Here's the thing nobody says: Monday has no special powers. It never did. It's an arbitrary line that gives you 51 opportunities a year to feel like you've failed before you've begun.

📅 Thursday works exactly as well.
🎯 A Wednesday afternoon works.
💪 Two sessions this week beats a perfect week that starts in nine days.

Starting midweek has a hidden advantage too. There's nothing to live up to and nothing to restart. You just did a session, and then you did another one.

Start this week 💪

Two coached sessions for $60. Any day you like, including today 📩
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01/09/2026

Know someone who has been saying "I should get back into it" for about six months now? 👀

Bring them in and we will actually pay you for it.

Here is the deal. You refer someone, they come in and do the intro: 2 semi-private sessions for $60. No membership, no lock-in. Once they have paid for those two sessions, your next month with us is free. Not a discount, not a voucher. The whole month.

And it stacks. Refer two people, that is two months free. No cap on it right now.

Why we are doing it this way: the people who train best here almost always walked in because someone they trust told them to. That is worth more to us than any ad we have ever run 🙌

How it works:
1. Tell them about it, or just bring them along
2. Make sure they mention your name when they book, that is how we track it
3. Ask your coach if you want a hand with any of it

Two sessions. Sixty bucks. A free month for you.

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26/08/2026

Today we’re celebrating the four-legged members of the Metaform community who get us walking, running, exploring and moving, even on the days we’d rather stay on the couch.

Drop a photo of your training buddy in the comments or tag us in your stories so we can meet the dogs of Metaform. 🐶❤️

Happy International Dog Day!

❤️

19/08/2026