Murray Valley Trails Lane Poole Reserve

29/03/2022

Good to see the authorities dealing with unsanctioned dentist traps.

10/10/2021

To Celebrate our 500th follow we would like to award the 500th follower - Rustom Borja a discount on..... nothing, because we are a meme page, not a private business posing as a public trail centre to sell t-shirts and bus tickets

07/10/2021

We do not condone the creation of the Instagram page Goatfarm Kooks. Meme based social media like this does great harm to the perception of genuine pages run by private enterprises posing as publicly funded trail centres for the purpose of selling t-shirts and bus tickets.

28/07/2021

For the wonderful new members of the Murray Valley Trails Lane Poole Reserve downhill racing club, this manoeuvre is called an 'enduro' and is only legal if you shout ENDURO as you stop at the peak of a very dangerous technical trail feature. We are petitioning the Olympic committee to remove these dangerous features, it is not in the spirit of the Olympics to encourage behaviour that may risk athletes health. Like the Page to show your support.

The two race leaders battled back and forth until a tough section took one of them down.

03/03/2021

Please don't build your own trails right next to me. It's just easier that way.

18/02/2021

Facebook is not filtering fake news so we'll continue to very occassionally bring you updates on things that probably aren't true about these trails which don't have any other official Facebook presence anywhere anyway.