11/07/2026
🌹 Bachelor #4 - Xavier “Old Soul” Limbers
Some men send “u up?”
Xavier Limbers writes poetry.
Affectionately known around the club as “Old Soul,” Xavier is a man who was somehow born 60 years old. While the rest of the boys are sinking tins after full-time, he’s brewing Earl Grey tea, solving riddles that nobody asked, and wondering why Hollywood never gave The Notebook the sequel it deserved.
A true romantic at heart, Xavier believes love should be built on meaningful conversation, handwritten letters and quality board games. Monopoly is his specialty - although he’ll only play if he’s the banker. “It’s about trust,” he says. The rest of the club isn’t convinced.
He’s also a dangerous Twister operator, capable of tying himself - and occasionally others - into knots.
Having grown up with four sisters, Xavier is fluent in feminine energy. He listens. He communicates. He doesn’t raise his voice. In fact, he’s so calm during disagreements that you’ll probably end up apologising to him.
Love hasn’t always been straightforward, though. There was a brief chapter where romance and rugby crossed paths a little too closely. Let’s just say family dinners and team selection became equally awkward… but every poet needs a little heartbreak for inspiration.
Despite all this, Xavier remains one of the club’s greatest romantics.
There’s just one tiny catch…
He’s never actually kissed a girl.
So ladies, if you’ve ever dreamed of being somebody’s first kiss, discussing poetry over Earl Grey, and absolutely dominating a Monopoly game with the club’s smoothest talker, Xavier “Old Soul” Limbers is waiting patiently.
Just don’t turn up wearing Crocs with socks… and whatever you do, don’t mention flowery apples or the lack of a Notebook sequel. 🌹
