04/07/2026
Announcement from meeeee šš
Do you ever just wake up sick of your own s**t? š
Because thatās exactly where I got to. Iām so fu***ng over myself.
2026 hasnāt exactly gone to plan. One adult responsibility after another, collapsing so methodically itās kind of felt like itās by design.
Like the Big Universe was all, if you donāt change it weāll do it without your permission.
Enjoy and good luck.
Thanks, champ. Love this for me.
Iāve been next level sick. Not to be dramatic but I was like, wow. I did not think I would go so young š¤£ā ļø
Life has been life-ing, and my routine disappeared.
Turns out⦠coaches are human too. Who fu***ng knew?
Anyway⦠instead of waiting until everythingās perfect, Iām taking my own advice.
š„ Iām reopening online coaching.
I know.
I closed it over a year ago because I was going to Worlds and I had too many plates spinning, and I refuse to coach people half heartedly. I was my priority š¤·š»āāļø not even sorry.
Now Iām ready to see if the timingās right for a little relaunch.
So hereās the dealā¦
⨠4-week online coaching trial
āļø Custom training
āļø Nutrition guidance
āļø Weekly check-ins
āļø Accountability
āļø Real life coaching
Iām only taking 5 women to start with while I test the waters.
If youāve been waiting for a sign to get back on trackā¦
This is probably it.
š© DM me āREADYā and letās get started.
P.S. No detox teas. No starving yourself. No bulls**t. Just a plan that actually works.