Bungendore Biscuit-Tins Football Club

16/11/2024

15/11/2024

Goodluck too one of our very own.

Tins junior Mike Tyson will fight Jake Paul today, get down to the club rooms for a few bickies and support tyso

TINS UP🤙🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

14/11/2024

Pre season starting this week for the 10th-15th years players, the rest of the players will come back march 13th 2025 to gear up for a big year

For those training this week make sure you bring a footy each 👍

Regards bazooka

31/05/2024

Who’s keen for a beer and a pub brawl after the 1’s on the weekend? We take on the Bobundra Bush pigs who we all hate as is a huge rivalry. Expect a few big hits and a few beers 👌

21/06/2023

Hi guys we are running a competition on the state of origin tonight, Comment down below 👇👇

Who do you think will score the first try🖕
and
The winner and margin 🤙

(Accepting wrong answers only)

We will contact the winners and sort them out with a packet of scotch fingers 💪

30/05/2023

Make this easy homemade Beef and Noodles recipe with mushrooms, onions, garlic, and gravy. This no-canned soup recipe is done from start to finish in less than 35 minutes. https://www.smalltownwoman.com/beef-and-noodles/

19/05/2023

AFL Great Kevin Sheedy will strap on the boots again for a one off game for the biscuits tins, Kevin played 986 games of AFL over his 10 seasons, he also coached Collingwood and Port Adelaide in his 65 year stint as a senior coach

Sheedy says "I feel as fit as I have ever been", Sheedy believes since he has given up va**ng it's made a massive difference in his ability to run out a game and expects to have a big day out when they come up against the Moombooldoo millipedes on the 5th of june.

Moombooldoo coach Winston Abraham expects Sheedy to be at his best and says "We will look to get physical with Sheedy, I'd be disappointed if he walks off the ground" but insists tough guy Jeremiah 'Was a Bullfrog' Douglas will not be tagging Sheedy.

Looking forward to seeing lots of Tins fans come out to support such a big day for the club

TINS UP!

18/05/2023

!!! Match Report !!!
Bungendore Biscuit-Tins VS Braidwood Browns Cow

First quarter
Bungendore 0.0 – 0
Braidwood 15.8 - 98

Braidwood came out the blocks early kicking 15 goals in the first 10 minutes! It was presumed this occurred as a result of Bungendore having a 12 day bender after being released from Goulburn High Security Centre. Peteris Iringulous Girogulous was the only player who as able to make a stat with 1 hitout to himself in the first quarter. With 5 minutes to go in the quarter Bungendore’s water runner Bert McFloyd exposed players to some questionable smelling salts, waking up all 22 players into a fit of rage which started the end of Braidwood’s dominance and unfortunately their ability to play at all. All 22 players listed for Braidwood were picked up by the Royal Flying Doctors and admitted to ER where they remain.

Half-Time
Bungendore 2.5 – 17
Braidwood 23.13 - 151

As a result of the first quarter massacre the Braidwood Auskick team were brought on early before their half time game to replace the seniors. Was a tight tussle early but the Braidwood boys started to show their true colours with Trent Basham Jnr kicking taking some strong grabs and kicking straight with 4 goals for the term. The Bickie tins really ran out of legs and the Braidwood Auskick boys showed no mercy kicking 8 for the quarter before the Biscuit Tins enforced another violent intervention to stop the run of play. Paddy H20ran let out the AK27 kicking two for the term and treated himself afterwards by checking into Big Splash for the remainder of the afternoon.

Third Quarter
Bungendore 3.17 – 35
Braidwood 23.18 - 156

Due to no players being available to play for the Browns Cows and the Tins boys violently demanding the game continue by blackmailing 13 year old umpire, Jason Merrilingaway, the Bickie Tins took control of the game. Peteris Iringulous Girogulous showing his ruck craft winning majority of the taps from the boundary especially and some great passages of play led to their first and only goal for the quarter with Macca Stromberg slicing a reverse torpedo scrambler from the boundary. The McPeak brothers showed their class through the backline with great composure having to rush a few behind for a point when the heat was on. Tins played their best footy when they were against no opposition and were looking strong winning the quarter 18 (1.12) to 5 (0.5). Highlight of the quarter went down to John Smithy Smith taking a centre clearance, having 13 bounces and unknowingly bombing a goal from the square in Braidwood’s forward line for a rushed behind. John continued to carry on with a goal of the year celebration by kickstarting his two-stroke chainsaw and chasing all Braidwood onlookers in the crowd.

Fourth quarter – Match Abandoned

All citizens of Braidwood were escorted from the ground which led to an immediate abandonment of play as a result of the predicted firing up of John Smithy Smiths chainsaw. Braidwood’s population prior to the first bounce was 1707, due to the carnage enforced from today, the population saw a major drop to 1356 with 23 deaths and 334 residents moving towns immediately with likely more to come due to danger posed on the community. The mayor of Braidwood local shire being one of the many forced to pack up and leave, stated that he has never been more afraid to step foot outside as a result of the incredible threats made by players such as Rain Kiggles and John Smithy Smith. The AFL will hold a tribunal over zoom call due to no location willing to open the doors to players involved. Thanks for all who came and watched a hard fought game.
Biscuit-Tins posted their highest score in their 115 year history so the boys will have something to drink to tonight! TINS UPS !!!

13/05/2023

Round 1 is here. See below the team list for tuesdays Game against the brown cows at 5:30am. Come on down for a few beers and a fight. Congrats to all making their debut for this prestigious Club. Definitely a few beers at the pub after the game. Awards will be before the game so make sure you are on time.

Hope to see you all there.

09/05/2023

EVENT ALERT!

Hi all just a reminder to get your tickets to the up coming event it will be held on 20th of March at Tin Shed after our home game against the Tarago tally ho's.

We are privallage to announce that we have magician/illusionist Moe Lester coming to wow us with his incredible show, moe has been doing magic for upwards of 50 years and says he is looking forward to getting back to Bungendore after all the these years!

There will be a lucky door prize which will be a night alone with Moe and a replica of Moe's magic wand 🪄
Local band The Tim Tams will be playing after Moe's show with club favourite Ah Cewstick playing the guitar 🎸

Tickets will be $69 and can be paid on the night, this doesn't include anything

09/05/2023

!! SIGNING ALERT !!

Brent "bazooka" Yawonago, sings lengthy contract with the tins and will play all home games due too his bail agreements, great roll model for our juniors and a lethal full back.

Bazooka hasn’t played in 3 years due to serving a 10 year prison sentence for stealing the local Pie recipe cookbook. He said he’s looking forward to the year ahead with the boys. Arch rivals Tarago will be his team to play well against as his old sister/girlfriend briella is now married to the captain Kane Dunnamato.

Bazooka still claims his innocence in the matter saying " they had it coming the mutts", although his past criminal history and involvement in the ominous bikey group"Bungendore buzz bees" he is rehabilitated and is currently working at the local nursing home as a cook well know for his " knuckle sandwiches"

See below photos of Kane and Briella’s big day as well as Bazooka in his playing days.

As always. Go tins

09/05/2023

Holy s**t! What happened there?

A weekend away in Googong for John Smithy Smith’s wedding ended up being a completely disastrous sequence of f**k ups, resulting in the whole team list incarcerated with multiple charges consisting mostly with brutal assault amongst themselves over a feud concerning foreign diplomatic bureaucracy.

Over the past 4 years whilst the squad spent time in the clink, only one player has shown their face to training and has yet to miss a session, which is why we’d like to proudly announce that Peteris Iringulous Girogulous will be our captain/coach for 2023! Peteris was also the only player not invited to John’s wedding due to a lengthy and widely publicised history with John’s new wife Milly. Despite these accounts, Peteris has unwillingly accepted that he will be our valiant leader on and off the field, committing to 52 x 18 hour shifts on the canteen baking his notoriously s**t Ginger Nuts.

The remaining squad will return after their well deserved time in high security for round 1 this weekend against our fiercest rivals the Braidwood Browns Cows. Be sure come down with a cricket bat or your favourite garden tool at the very least for self defence against a likely appearance from Smithy’s chainsaw on the field.

Go Tins !!!