Gelball wasteland

04/09/2026

🚨 NEW WASTELAND LOOT DROP — WASTELAND STIM 🚨

Got dropped? Don’t feel like lying in the dirt waiting for someone to save your arse?

The Wasteland Stim lets you instantly revive a downed player and get them straight back into the fight. 💉☠️

💰 100 CAPS
⚠️ ONLY 1 AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW
🔧 More are coming, but these will be released in very limited numbers.

Once they’re gone, they’re gone until the next batch hits the field.

Raid. Survive. Repeat.

21/08/2026

🚨 **PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT** 🚨

Apparently some of you still need reminding…

**THE WASTELAND RUNS EVERY. DAMN. SUNDAY.** ☠️

No more checking the calendar.
No more “Are you guys playing this weekend?” 😂

If it’s **Sunday**, we’re slinging gels.

Grab your gear, grab your mates and get your A** to
**The Wasteland.**

☢️ **RAID. SURVIVE. REPEAT.** ☢️

18/08/2026

☢️ THE WASTELAND SUPPORTS SMALL BUSINESS ☢️

Alright, Wastelanders… this one has absolutely nothing to do with gel blasters, loot, questionable tactical decisions or shooting your mates. 😂

A friend of ours has started making hand-poured 100% beeswax candles with natural h**p wicks, and we reckon that deserves a bit of Wasteland support. 🐝🕯️

So if you like supporting small local startups — or just want your bunker to smell a little less like sweaty tactical gear — go check them out and show them some love. 😂

Support small. Support local. Keep the good stuff alive. 🐝

🐝 Why Beeswax Candles with H**p Wick? 🌿🕯️

Our candles are made with 100% natural beeswax and h**p wick — a beautiful, simple choice for a more natural candle experience.

🐝 100% natural beeswax
🕯️ Longer, slower-burning
🍯 Naturally subtle honey scent
✨ Beautiful warm, natural glow
🌱 No added synthetic fragrance
♻️ Natural & biodegradable
🤎 Every candle has its own unique character
☘️ Natural h**p wick— chosen as a simple, plant-based alternative to conventional wicks

Beeswax candles are loved for their natural beauty, gentle honey aroma and long-lasting burn. Our h**p wicks complement the beeswax beautifully, creating a simple candle made from natural materials.

Hand-poured with love, naturally. 🤎🐝

**pWick

10/08/2026

☢️ NEW WASTELAND LOOT HAS DROPPED ☢️

Introducing the WASTELAND SHIV 🔪

A limited-edition 3D-printed anti-tank round with one very important Wasteland feature…

IT COUNTS AS A KNIFE ON THE FIELD. 😈

Carry your Shiv into battle and use it under the field’s normal safe melee/stealth-tag rules to score those sneaky kills.

🟢 ONLY 3 AVAILABLE
🪙 PURCHASED WITH CAPS ONLY
🔪 USABLE FOR STEALTH KILLS
☢️ WASTELAND EXCLUSIVE COLLECTABLE

So you've got two choices…

Put it on the shelf like a responsible adult.

OR CARRY A GIANT ANTI-TANK ROUND AROUND THE FIELD AND BONK YOUR MATES WITH IT. 😂

Once these 3 are gone, they're gone.

Start counting those Caps, scavengers.

☢️ RAID. SURVIVE. REPEAT. ☢️

07/08/2026

🚨 THE WASTELAND TRADING POST IS NOW OPEN! 🚨

Survivors, it's time to gear up. ☢️

Our brand-new online shop is officially live! Whether you're chasing upgrades, consumables, spare parts, or the latest gear, you can now grab it all without leaving your bunker.

🛒 Shop here:
https://gelballwasteland.square.site/

🔥 We're just getting started, with new products being added regularly, so make sure you keep checking back.

Need something you can't find? Shoot us a message and we'll do our best to source it for you.

Raid. Survive. Repeat.

05/08/2026

⚠️ THEY'RE HERE... ⚠️

🔥 Sabre Akasha Axiom Super BCARs have officially landed at Gelball Wasteland! 🔥

If you've been waiting to squeeze every bit of accuracy out of your blaster, now's your chance. These premium BCARs are finally in stock and ready to go.

Whether you're upgrading your competition setup or just want your blaster looking as good as it shoots, these won't sit on the shelf for long.

📍 Available now at Gelball Wasteland 💬 Shoot us a message to secure yours before they're gone!

Raid. Survive. Repeat. ☢️

02/08/2026

01/08/2026

For those who remember, I used to help out around here before work took me away. Well… I’m back.

To celebrate the return, I’ll be stepping in front of a firing squad like old times. 😂

Come down, have a laugh, and if you’ve ever wanted to take a shot at me, this is your chance. It’ll be a great day with an even better crowd. See you there! 💥

29/07/2026

Hey everyone, we are doing a work day on the feild Saturday August 1st. If anyone wishes to come out and help the gate will be open by 10am.
Suggested atia would be a long sleeve shirt with a collar a pair of jeans closed in shoes a hat sunglasses and most importantly a set of work/ gardening gloves