GOATZ

09/01/2026

2026 starts the SHIFT!

A lot of happy players picked up their gear over Christmas and are already leveling up their game.
We're running a new year SALE for a FEW DAYS to help those players who realised they still have space in their kit bag after gifting season to change up their game.

Crush 2026.
Don't have gear that holds you back. Be the player you're meant to be.

⚽️🐐

29/12/2025

We're getting close! The next ones might be pretty controversial but they are the best! ⚽️

The man who won a world cup!

GOAT # 8 🏆 - Zinedine Zidane

Shirt: # 10

Why he’s here: Big-game genius; technique under pressure.
Peak: France ’98–’00; Real Madrid ’01–’03.
Honours: World Cup 1998; EURO 2000; UCL 2002.
Numbers: 2 goals in the ’98 final; volley in ’02 UCL final.
Signature: First touch & roulette.

27/12/2025

We made a claim now we own it. 💪

These nasal strips just stick better. Many others out there peel off after the sweat starts but what good is that? It's when you need them the most.

And now you know they hang around better. These are built to not only give you better games, better workouts and just help you feel more switched on and alert, but after you feel the difference breathing with these, you won't want to take them off. And that's a fact.

Share them with your friends, your parents, your family. There's plenty to go around!

P.s. they even help snoring!

GOATZ gear is just built better. Check it for yourself.

22/12/2025

Starting the week with a new GOAT. The countdown is on!

GOAT # 9 🏆 - Franz Beckenbauer

Shirt: # 5

Why he’s here: Invented the sweeper as an art form.

Peak: Bayern ’74–’76; West Germany ’72–’74.

Honours: World Cup 1974; EURO 1972; 3× European Cup (’74–’76).

Numbers: Back-to-back-to-back European crowns.

Signature: Elegance, quarterbacking from defense.

20/12/2025

You've seen the Top 3 reasons everyone's switching to the guards! But what about the Grips?

There's plenty. Like GOATZ grips gave the tightest grip panel available. With almost an entire grip surface so they don't roll and bunch up when you're wearing them.
This translates to the best performance. Tightest cuts, most control and best games.

But check above for these no brainer reasons to upgrade!

16/12/2025

The man. The myth. The legend.

We're down to our Top 10! The GOATZ!
Number 10 but should he be closer to the top 5?

GOAT # 10 🏆. George Best

Shirt: # 7

Why he’s here: Rock-star talent with ruthless end product.
Peak: Manchester United ’66–’68.
Honours: European Cup 1968; Ballon d’Or 1968.
Numbers: 30+ goals in ’67–’68 season.
Signature: Dribbling, swagger, 1v1 brilliance.

14/12/2025

We made the claim. Now to back it up!

GOATZ providing the best gear isn't just a crazy claim. Here's the 3 top features that make them the best! (There's a lot more)

These are the reasons all the ballers are switching to GOATZ Guards.

Don't miss our huge Xmas sale. Link in bio!
If you order now you still get them in time for xmas 🎁

11/12/2025

GOAT # 11 🏆 Ronaldinho
Shirt: # 10

Why he’s here: Joy, flair, and imagination at elite level.
Peak: Barcelona ’04–’06; Brazil ’02–’06.

Honours: World Cup 2002; UCL 2006; 2× FIFA World Player.

Numbers: Back-to-back FIFA World Player awards (’04, ’05).

Signature: No-look passes, elastico, toe-poke finishes.

07/12/2025

Best defender of all time?

GOAT # 12 🏆 — Paolo Maldini

Shirt: # 3

Why he’s here: Defensive excellence for two decades.

Peak: AC Milan ’89–’07.

Honours: 5× European Cup/UCL; 7× Serie A.

Numbers: 900+ Milan appearances.

Signature: Positioning, timing, leadership.

06/12/2025