Bright parkrun

Bright parkrun A free, weekly, timed 5km walk/jog/run at 8am every Saturday. Open to all ages and abilities. Organised entirely by volunteers. Friendly and fun. Join us!

I hear that we had a bit of a hiccup with the timing and results at Bright parkrun this morning. It was just too hard to...
13/06/2026

I hear that we had a bit of a hiccup with the timing and results at Bright parkrun this morning. It was just too hard to fix, we are sorry about that, but life will go on. You should know what time you did and Flash’s photos prove you were there too.
Remember- it’s not about the time you walk or run; it’s all about the time you have, and we hope it was a good one.
It could be worse- just look at the wheels on my bike bag, they have disintegrated from the French cobbles and I’m going to have to do a fair bit of dragging and lifting the 24kg bag.
Thanks for coming along today and we hope you all still had a good time.

13 / 06 / 2026
13/06/2026

13 / 06 / 2026

On the back of Bovine news in last week’s post, the French just never cease to amaze me.We were cycling along the valley...
10/06/2026

On the back of Bovine news in last week’s post, the French just never cease to amaze me.

We were cycling along the valley making our way to the Col de la Madeleine, and we rode through many fromage de chèvre; (Goat’s cheese) farms. There were many signs with ‘organic or sustainable’ on them, but this one particular farm in this photo was amazing.
We got talking to the farmer and my friend Rod, who is fluent in farm talk, got the bovidae lowdown (goat gossip)

The goats are encouraged at an early age to push little carts around the fields. They advance within a year to be able to push the heavier milk wagon around the field, but only when they are bigger, and physically and mentally capable. There is one goat per wheel and this is called QC [Quatre chèvres] which is French for four goat drive; which is needed with a heavy, milk load.

There are two supervising goats who make sure all safety measures are followed and that all goats push in unison. The goat’s udders currently have to be connected by human hands to the milking machines because goats do not have opposing thumbs, this is something that is still being worked on and they hope to be 100% goat managed by 2028.

Just looking at the photo, you can see the dedication and the joy that the goats have, working on a farm.
This dedication and joy of working in unison in a sustainable way, immediately brings me to Bright parkrun.

This is how are vollies operate; everyone looking after each other so it works well for them, but most importantly, the punters. Everything flows smoothly, just like the goat’s milk, which is to be expected because we set very high standards of our team and most of them do have opposing thumbs.
Yes we are on so why don’t you come down this Saturday and join the fun.

RD Rachel will welcome you all at 7:55 and set you on your way, a bit after 8.
Mystic landing pad, Morses Ck road.

Bright parkrun. Putting the sus, into sustainable

We all have our favourite weather station/app and a lot of people in Australia use the Bureau of Meteorology [BOM] for w...
04/06/2026

We all have our favourite weather station/app and a lot of people in Australia use the Bureau of Meteorology [BOM] for weather updates and warnings. A lot of people also, seem to enjoy looking at the likelihood of rain percentage: [LORP] and some people in fact, are quite obsessed with it.

Most people don’t realise that LORP was actually developed in France by farmers and has been adapted worldwide. You have all heard the saying “the cows are lying down, it’s going to rain” well there is a lot of truth in this saying.
LORP is calculated by counting the cows that are lying down in a herd and working out the percentage for the likelihood of rain.

Here is a photo which I took this morning cycling in the Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes region in southeastern France and yes that is Mont Blanc in the background. You have to look hard but there are 3 out of 7 cows lying down which gives us a 42.857% chance of rain. I can confirm that it started raining 2 hours after this photo was taken, so it is very accurate.

In France this is called Méthode d’observation bovine [MOB] and in Australia it is called the Bovine observation method; [BOM] and that is why the Bureau of Meteorology likes to use the acronym BOM, because it honours the name of this accurate weather modelling system, as well as theirs.

This brings me to Bright parkrun.

We are lucky enough to have a herd of cows across the road from our start line. Our pre course checkers also observe the percentage of cows lying down and quickly calculate the LORP by using the BOM. Last week we erected our gazebo because the LORP was at 40% and it did rain.
This is why you pay us the big bucks, we were early adopters of BOM and all of our parkrun punters benefit from our dedication and our love of cows.

Kings birthday weekend and our team are ready for you. RD Libby will greet you all at 7:55am, please listen hard to what she has to say. She will ring the cow bell a bit after 8 to set you all on your way.
Come on down for a bit of herd mentality.
Mystic landing pad, Morses Ck road.

Bright parkrun: your udder alternative

30 / 05 / 2026
30/05/2026

30 / 05 / 2026

23 / 05 / 2026 using the play lens
23/05/2026

23 / 05 / 2026 using the play lens

Going to the local pool with my friends was a huge part of growing up in the 70’s.  We would ride our bikes on the dusty...
21/05/2026

Going to the local pool with my friends was a huge part of growing up in the 70’s. We would ride our bikes on the dusty, gravel roads in thirty-odd degree heat, and we could hear the screams of delight getting louder as we approached the Boronia pool. None of us could swim, it was all about doing bombs when the poolie (the lifeguard these days) wasn’t watching and then lying on the hot concrete, which was like searing a steak on the barbecue plate.

The Boronia pool was years ahead of its time when I think about it now, with its own, on-site cleanup program. If you got caught doing a bomb, the poolie made you go and pick up 50 icy pole sticks or 50 lolly wrappers off the ground and you had to show him before you were allowed back in the pool. Your hands got all sticky from the task so it was good to jump back in the pool for a wash, once your penalty task was completed.

Not many people know, but the sport of race walking developed from the Boronia pool. If you got caught running, the poolie would blow his whistle to get you to stop running, but you would morph it into a very fast walk and that’s how the sport of race walking started; Boronia pool attendees would break into race walking to avoid picking up 50 icy pole sticks.

The sport really developed and has since embraced the penalty system; a race walking competitor has to have one foot in contact with the ground at all times, if not, they get 3 warnings and then disqualification. I think they could adopt the Boronia pool penalty method and get competitors to pick up 50 icy pole sticks and other street litter if they are caught cheating. This way they pay a time penalty and the streets are cleaned up of litter.

This of course brings me to Bright parkrun and National volunteer week.

Without volunteers, there would be no parkrun. There would be no running, walking or having fun.
I can’t thank our volunteers enough, our town runs on vollies and without them, we would be like the icy pole sticks on the grass at Boronia pool with no one to pick them up; a complete shambles.
The theme this year is ‘ your year to volunteer’ so I ask you all to give it a go. It is actually better than taking part in the actual parkrun. We would like to see the 10:1 ratio of taking part to volunteering, I think that’s not too much to ask. You meet and get to chat to way more people, and you make them feel good; almost as good as you feel helping out.

Yes we are on tomorrow, we will embrace National volunteer day and we hope you will too.
Welcome schpiel at 7:55 am and blast off a bit after 8.
Mystic landing pad, Morses Ck road.
See you all there.
Bright parkrun: we always have one foot firmly planted on the ground.

16 / 05 / 2026
16/05/2026

16 / 05 / 2026

I love the circus; I love the ringmaster , the trapeze artists and especially the human cannonball, but I really struggl...
14/05/2026

I love the circus; I love the ringmaster , the trapeze artists and especially the human cannonball, but I really struggle with clowns. To me, clowns are like monkeys; they come across as semi-amusing creatures initially, but they seem to be on the cusp of turning into a handbag stealing, Balinese temple monkey.
And I hate monkeys.

Years ago, I was part of a 24 hour running relay at the Royal Melbourne Showgrounds, and our team ran from midnight to 4am in the morning. We individually ran a 3k circuit through the deserted, creepy lanes and alleys of the Showgrounds in the dark. In the 4 hours I ran 5 times and each lap got quicker because I was sure an Oklahoma clown was chasing me on his miniature bicycle….I can still hear that little horn.

This now brings me to people that don’t put the toilet lid down. When I go into a toilet and the lid is left up, it reminds me of these clowns in the amusement arcade that you put the ping pong ball in its mouth. The open toilet looks like a gaping mouth clown, which brings back memories of an Oklahoma clown chasing me on his bike in the Showgrounds.
Even visitors that come to our house occasionally leave the toilet lid up, which is even more creepy knowing that an Oklahoma clown could be in our house.

This now brings me to Bright parkrun.

We believe we are a bit of a circus; we have a ringmaster and ringmistress. We have vollies that still have aspirations of being trapeze artists and one particular individual has just completed an apprenticeship in becoming a human cannonball. But most importantly, there are no clowns, and there never will be.
Yes we are on tomorrow, our ringmaster will welcome you all at 7:55 and then fire a human cannonball a bit after 8, to set you on your way.

Mystic landing pad, Morses Ck road.
Roll up roll up roll up.

Bright parkrun: A toilet lid down, clown free, safety zone.

9 / 05 / 2026 so many leaves
09/05/2026

9 / 05 / 2026 so many leaves

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