01/04/2025
📣 BREAKING: Paperless Future Confirmed! 📣
Aus Racing & Breeding Bodies Announce Major Move
In a landmark industry update, Australian racing and breeding regulatory bodies have confirmed they will regulate the phasing out of all paper-based sales catalogues and stallion contracts from January 1, 2026.
Citing environmental impact, efficiency, and the rise of digital tools, this initiative is set to modernise the way we do business in bloodstock.
“This move brings us in line with global digital standards,” said an anonymous official. “It’s time we embraced platforms that offer instant updates, secure contracts, and data-led decisions.”
The news has already sent a ripple through the industry — printers, fax machines, and filing cabinets are reportedly in meltdown.
More to come.
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