18/08/2026
😂 EVERY BOWLER HAS TWO PERSONALITIES… 😂
END 1: 😇
“Stay calm.”
“Enjoy the game.”
“One bowl at a time.”
“Whatever happens, happens.” 🧘♂️🌿
END 2: 🤬
“TURN!!”
“TURN!!!”
“TUURRRRNNNN!!!” 📢😂
Suddenly you’re no longer the bowler… you’re the bowl’s personal coach, motivational speaker AND GPS system. 🤣
👉 “COME ON!”
👉 “HOLD!”
👉 “GET A WICK!”
👉 “DON’T YOU DARE CROSS OVER!”
👉 “NOW TURN… TURN… TUUUURN!” 😭😂
Meanwhile the bowl:
⚫ “I’m literally doing what you delivered me to do.” 😂
And your teammates on the bank are trying very hard not to make eye contact. 👀🤣
Let’s settle this…
👇 WHAT DO YOU SHOUT AT YOUR BOWL THE MOST?
A) TURN!
B) HOLD!
C) RUN!
D) GET UP!
E) Words that probably shouldn’t be typed on Facebook. 🤐🤣
Tag that bowler who believes VOLUME = EXTRA BIAS! 📢😂
Because if shouting really made bowls turn…
🏆 WE’D ALL BE WORLD CHAMPIONS! 🏆🤣
