Daily Reminder That The Adelaide Crows Are Crap

11/11/2025

Another incredible change by the AFL
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16/09/2025

The Laughing Stock of South Australia- the Adelaide Clowns.

13/09/2025

Main Reasons Why Crows Failed To Win A Final:

Rankine was unfairly eliminated by the AFL for calling a Magpie sooky-lala a rude name that everybody gets called everyday and we never complain.

The players didn't do their "Learnings" homework as set by their coach Mr. Nix.

The umpires were all Victorians on the Hawks secret payroll.

Walker and Fogarty missed the team bus.

Their fans didn't boo enough.

One of the players' girlfriends had the flu and somehow half the team caught it.

The umpires hid the ball at centre bounces and the Crows' midfield couldn't find it.

The Crows were late onto the ground due to an extended team-song practice and when they finally emerged, Hawthorn already had 3 goals on the board.

Too many Crows got confused with rugby rules and kept throwing the footy backwards.

A hawk will always kick a crow's butt and magpies are just smarter.

But seriously...they just weren't good enough and choked under finals pressure. As their former champ Ricciuto stated a few weeks ago, the premiership is won by the team that plays best in September, not necessarily the team that finishes top of the minor round ladder.

11/09/2025

Apparently, the Crows got pantsed by Collingwood because a few of their players had the sniffles i.e. "man-flu". Not a good night all-round then as their supporters all had in-boo-enza 😂🤣

06/09/2025

Adelaide fan banned for 12 months after homophobic slur. Despite an appeal in which the fan cited 'mental health issues' and produced a character reference from Isaak Rankine, the ban was upheld. The fan has reportedly left for his holiday home at Middleton to 'avoid media attention'.

The SANFL has today issued a penalty to a patron in relation to an incident during the SANFL Qualifying Final at Adelaide Oval on Sunday.

04/08/2025

If you've wondered why the Crows are often called the Cows, this is why. If you watch their games on tv or even worse, attend a home game, there is constant booing from start to finish to the point where it sounds like a massive herd of cows mooing. Their supporters boo the opposition players, boo opposition banners, boo opposition supporters, boo the opposition team song, boo the umpires, boo the replays, boo the score reviews, boo their ex-players, boo planes that fly over and for the past 7 years even booed their own players and coach!

04/08/2025

30/07/2025

Adelaide Crows player Riley "Filthy" Thilthorpe got maggotted while celebrating the weekend's Showdown win and shaved his beard. Given the result, he will be wearing a false beard for the remainder of the season.

30/07/2025

The moment that it dawned...

11/11/2024

The AFL and Seven Network obviously decided to get the crap fixture out of the way early.

08/11/2024

The new logo. Well, it's headed in the appropriate direction...😁