05/01/2022
7 reasons how Zumba changed my life ๐๐
1. People get obsessed. First youโre hesitantly trying a Zumba class, then youโre doing several classes a week, attending community events, buying clothes emblazoned with the logo, and proclaiming your Zumba love from the rooftops. What is this, a cult or something? Apathy is way less tiring.
2. Itโs not solitary. Good luck standing in the back, getting your workout done, and going home without speaking to anybody. This dance party emboldens even the most introverted to hug total strangers! Yikes!
3. Your body will betray your expectations. So much for your reliable tight hips and immobile torso; after a few Zumba classes you find yourself shimmying in the grocery store, trying out bellydance videos, and starring in the local salsa night.
4. Your clothes wonโt fit anymore. Start saving now, because you may just find yourself a little leaner soon.
5. Music wonโt be the same. You may find yourself doing car-eography to top radio hits, or maybe youโll even seek out so many Latin, African, Indian (etc.) tunes that YouTube starts serving you commercials in another language.
6. Explosions of color may start appearing in your wardrobe. The standard body camouflage of black and gray eventually gives way to lime green and bright pink and tassels and bells and metallic stripes, and you might not even notice itโs happening!
7. Worst of all, itโll make you feel so ridiculously happy. Youโll look back at all those years without Zumba and wonder what you were thinking! No one needs that kind of regret in their life.