14/06/2026
🦅🔥 TOURNAMENT AFTERMATH 🔥🦅
SUNDAY 14 JUNE 2026
SEVEN N' HALF FC heard that THE EAGLE was making rounds and decided wisdom was the better option. Pure discernment from them. Sometimes survival is the real victory. 😂
As for RADDY FC... on their own home soil of all places! We heard the excuse department was fully operational before kick-off. Fear has a funny way of making people remember urgent appointments when THE EAGLE starts circling overhead. 😅
Thankfully JESA FC stepped up and took RADDY FC's place. Respect to them for answering the call when others couldn't.
And to be fair to the rest of the competition, they were lucky the sun goes down early. 🌅😂
We could have asked JOSHUA to make the sun stand still a little longer, but after collecting our victories, we saw no need to trouble Heaven.
THE EAGLE HAD ALREADY EATEN. 🦅
Now, a special word for SIR OBERT...
As ZIMBABWE, we have Sir Wicknell, a man known for blessing people with cars and changing lives.
At VADAMBURI FC, we have SIR OBERT.
While one blesses people with cars, the other blesses supporters with SCREAMERS, WILD VOLLEYS, and goals that leave goalkeepers questioning everything. 😂🔥
Every time he strikes the ball, defenders freeze.
Every time he loads his right foot, the crowd rises.
Every time he scores, another goalkeeper loses sleep.
What a privilege it is to witness SIR OBERT in full flight.
At this rate, we might soon hear that SIR WICKNELL wants to come and watch for himself. 👀😂
The opposition came looking for a football match but ended up attending a SIR OBERT MASTERCLASS.
And somewhere out there, defenders are hoping next week's fixture list doesn't have VADAMBURI FC on it.
🦅 THE EAGLE IS SOARING.
🔴⚫ GONDO HARISHARI! ⚫🔴
