22/02/2026
There are two types of marathoners:
1. Those who followed the plan.
2. Those who are currently trying to download fitness via WiFi in 6 days. πΆπββοΈπ¨
Shoutout to the Top Runner out there attempting to "microwave" their fitness for the CBZ Marathon. The timer is set for 6 minutes I mean days but whoβs counting?
Admin sees you. Admin respects the hustle. But Admin will also be watching from the sidelines with a drink in hand wondering if that hamstring is going to survive.
Drop a π if youβre ready, or drop a π° if youβre currently Googling "how to run 42km on vibes alone."