30/10/2026
WELCOME NOTE TO Nyasha Kadenge
Dear Nyasha,
Welcome to the home of serial champions! Truth be told, right now we feel a bit like forgotten champions, with our last league triumph way back in 2014. But your arrival brings a fresh breeze of hope, learning, and sports savvy right when DeMbare needs it most.
With all the recent executive resignations, and at the rate they were coming in, we were starting to wonder if poor Vincent Chawonza was going to have to sell the tickets, drive the team bus, and play upfront all by himself! Seeing you step in to shore up the leadership is a massive relief to the blue family.
We particularly loved hearing that you have an open-door policy in the introduction video. That is music to our ears! So, before you even get a chance to settle into your office, allow us to take full advantage of that open door and share a few heartfelt thoughts from the stands:
1. Replica Kits: Dress Us Like Champions Again!
First port of call: replica kits. We are in desperate need of quality, affordable replicas. Let’s be honest—no fan wants to walk around wearing a substandard jersey that loses its shape after two washes. A partnership with a reputable kit sponsor would do wonders to attract real interest from the fanbase. Most importantly, timing is everything! Replicas need to hit the shelves early, deally before the season even kicks off, so we can flood the streets and stadiums in official blue and white from Day One.
2. Player Motivation & Sign-On Fees
We know some administrative matters go above individual desks, but executive interference with technical matters has often cost us in the past. What we care about most is keeping the squad focused and happy. Player motivation is paramount, and that starts with the basics: paying sign-on fees on time and keeping promises. Do away with this player victimization antics, Happy players play with heart, and heart wins championships.
3. Squad Continuity & Player Retention
Every season, it feels like we are rebuilding a completely new team from scratch. To get back to our glory days, we desperately need player retention. Keeping our core talent intact from one season to the next provides the stability and continuity required to build a true championship-winning side.
Nyasha, you are joining a club with an unmatched history and the most passionate supporters in the land. Combine your financial expertise and passion for sports with our unwavering support, and together we can bring the good old days back to Dynamos.
Once again, a warm welcome to the Glamour Boys family!
Hail Seven Million! Up DeMbare!
Yours in Sport
Dottie
