27/05/2026
With Hunting season in full swing, we thought to compile a list of compliments and fines to share for this hunting season. Please feel free to comment on fines you and your hunting groups share so that we can update our list.
Fines / Compliments
Along for the ride
The hunter who did not shoot anything.
I zero on 400
The hunter with the furthest shot for the day.
I miss my mom too
The hunter with the most missed shots.
Bush ninja
The hunter who came closest to his deer before shooting it.
Met Eish ja
The guy who stayed up latest the night before and had the last drink.
Ek hou van Kop
First or only head shot for the day.
I will walk 500 Miles
The guy who walked the furthest to find his wounded deer.
Catch and release
The guys who could not find his wounded animal
One Shot Wonder
The guy who only shot one animal with a clean shot during the whole hunt.
Silent Professional
Guy who said the least but somehow always delivered.
Naas Botha
The guy who dropped every animal with a head shot.
Eagle Eyes
First guy to spot game every time.
The Tracker
Best blood trail / tracking skills.
The butcher
Most kilos brought home for the day / trip
No Freezer Space
Biggest animal of the day / trip.
Kamp Kommadant
Guy who kept the vibe alive around the fire.
Bush Uber
Guy who drove everyone everywhere.
The Insurance Policy
The guy who help find and shoot someone elses wounded animal.
Velvet Touch
Best skinner / cleanest butcher work.
Safety Catch Sniper
Forgot the safety on during the perfect opportunity.
National Geographic
Spent more time taking photos than hunting.
The Tour Guide
Guy who talked so much he scared away game.
Sponsored By Castle Lite
The guy with the biggest hangover the next morning.
Camp Ghost
Disappears when offload or other work needs te happen.
Bush DJ
Guy who played terrible music at camp
GPS Offline
Guy who got lost.
Dry Fire Champion
Clicked on an empty chamber.
Heartbreak Kid
Lost the biggest animal of the trip.
The Vegetarian
Guy who passed on every shot opportunity.
Not so Tactical
Dropped ammo, magazine, or bullets at the worst possible moment.
Long Range Influencer
Guy who kept talking about shots he “could’ve made”.
Darwin award nominee
Most ridiculous explanation for a miss.
Jy se my nie!
For shooting the wrong animal/species/sex after specifically being told not to.
Borrowed luck
Best performance by a guy using someone else’s rifle.
Deadliest Vellies
Best hunter wearing the least tactical gear.
Kaptein porselein
The person making everybody late because he had to take a dump
