08/28/2024
"The beating was both pleasant and merciless." Ah yep - we've all been there!
We have cheerfully enmeshed ourselves in the saga of the Chicago White Sox all summer largely for reasons of handy mockability—last night’s suspended game against Texas, for instance, lasted only four pitches and one minute before the umpires invoked Rule 13:08, which reads, “What are we even ...