Discoverers and Inhabitants of Silverosa Ranchoa: "The Otis Clan"
Otis Wayne a.k.a. Taviepie
Bu**er Red a.k.a. Grantiepie
Hambone a.k.a. Wadiepie
The redneck family who collectively go by "The Otis Clan", hail from the boondocks of Texas. The Clan first discovered this uninhabited land, located a few hours south of Denver, Colorado, while hunting for the mystical Chupacabra. Although their story
from that point on is largely uninspiring and mostly filled with buffoonery and unspeakably foul smells, their story still continues till this day. Often attacked by wild beasts and despised by the surrounding tribes, this controversial clan has miraculously managed to survive through the use of hand-to-hand martial arts combat as well as through their growing reputation for having a repulsively bad body odor. Nevertheless, the Otis Clan lives on, and continues to flourish as the sole inhabitants of Silverosa Ranchoa (Population: 5). UPDATE: A developing story coming out of Silverosa Ranchoa. It appears that one man, who is obviously "one enchilada short of the combination platter", has now begun living amongst The Otis Clan. From what we are hearing, he goes by the name of "Buck"...but is also known as "Barrettiepie". May God have mercy on his poor nose.
