04/07/2026
🇺🇸🦙 HAPPY 4TH OF JULY from The Angry Llama! 🦙🇺🇸
May your burgers be juicy, your fireworks slightly concerning, and your neighbor Steve finally stop lighting mortars out of a shopping cart at 2am.
Remember: Freedom isn’t free… but apparently Roman candles are buy one get one at the gas station. 💥
The Angry Llama will be celebrating America the only proper way: screaming at traffic, eating suspicious amounts of potato salad, and judging people who clap when the plane lands.
Stay safe, stay loud, and if you lose a finger tonight… at least lose it patriotically. 🇺🇸🔥