06/21/2026
🚨 Note to self for next season’s training program:
* Sleep is overrated. Players should begin intensive sleep deprivation training.
* Field stress tests will include random unhinged adults yelling from various directions to improve concentration under pressure.
* Blue strobe lights will be installed during practice to strengthen focus, reaction time, and overall situational awareness.
* Periodic complete field blackouts will be incorporated to develop spatial awareness, and advanced spider-sense capabilities.
* Catchers and pitchers should also begin preparing for surprise projectiles from authority figures, as this appears to be a game-day possibility.
* Warmups will be limited to approximately 37 seconds every hour despite how far away game start time is to ensure players are prepared for real tournament conditions.
The goal is to make sure our players are equipped to handle any situation except, apparently, a normal baseball game. ⚾️
We thought we were needing to develop baseball players but we misunderstood the assignment and need to train as navy seals with baseball skills! ☠️
World Series was nothing short of a solid experience. The players all learned new life skills. Both teams played very challenging games. We are proud of each player and thankful for the work they put in!