02/25/2026
A Navy Seal, a Green Beret, and a Marine infantryman are killed in a training accident and go to Heaven.
All three approach God, who is sitting on His throne. He motions to the Seal, and asks “What are your beliefs?”
The Seal snaps to attention and says “God and Country!” God smiles, pleased with his loyalty, and says, “You may sit at My right hand.”
God then looks at the Green Beret and asks, “What are your beliefs?”
The Green Berets salutes and says, “To free the oppressed!”
God smiles again, pleased with his devotion, and says, “You may sit at My left hand.”
He then looks at the Marine and repeats, “What are your beliefs?”
The Marine looks at the Navy Seal, looks at the Green Beret, the looks God straight in the eye and says, “I believe you’re in my seat…
