04/27/2026
oh… so we’re just letting outsiders into my bedroom now??
cool cool cool
love that for us
one minute I’m peacefully guarding the bed (my bed, legally)
next minute it’s this guy standing in the doorway like he pays rent
sir.
explain your intentions.
because from where I’m sitting…
this feels like a full-blown hostile takeover of my cuddle jurisdiction 🐺💀