10/28/2026
🚨 BODYBUILDERS, WE NEED TO TALK. 😂
You’re spending $50 on a fancy bag of CREAM OF RICE?! What kind of marketing bu****it is that?! 🤣
Girl, you can make your own in about 2 minutes! ⏱️💪
🥣 EMILY’S HIGH PROTEIN CREATINE CREAM OF RICE
✨ 40g white rice flour
✨ 1 scoop Naked Whey protein
✨ 10g creatine monohydrate
✨ Water to desired consistency
👩🍳 HOW TO MAKE IT:
1️⃣ Whisk rice flour into 1 cup cold water.
2️⃣ Heat in a saucepan, stirring constantly, until thick and creamy, about 3–5 minutes.
3️⃣ Let it cool slightly, then stir in whey and creatine. Add water as needed!
📊 APPROXIMATE MACROS:
🔥 340 calories
💪 34g protein
⚡ 33g carbs
🥑 4g fat
🚀 10g creatine
Macros vary by brand.
Now go save that $50 and buy some SILVER COINS! 🪙 Your future might thank you more than your overpriced bodybuilding breakfast ever will. 😂💰