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Mays Landing Cornhole League, 5698 Somers Point Road, Mays Landing, NJ (2026)

09/10/2026

To everybody who has thrown a bag in that lot,

Fall 2026 is not happening, and everybody who signed up is getting a full refund. You deserve the whole story rather than a one line notice, so here it is.

We spent five years going back and forth with the township trying to get this project approved. Five years. In June we finally got there. And I will say this because it is true: working with the county was a breeze. They were never the hold up.

The project is the outdoor dining area, the awning and the new parking. Here is the part that matters to you specifically. Expanding what we can do with co****le has been one of the main reasons for the whole thing from the beginning. More parking, a real outdoor space, room to run more than a Thursday night. That was the goal the entire time.

Then the timing landed where it landed. We chased estimates all summer and the work starts now, in the middle of the season. We did not expect it to fall here and we cannot move it.

Here is how the build actually runs. First we do the lot around the bar, and we have to close for a stretch of that. Once it is finished we move onto the lot between us and Kneble’s. The whole way through, both of those are either full of construction trucks or actively being built on.

Which means every car has to park at Kneble’s. And Kneble’s is where we play.

I know what the workaround looks like and I am not doing it. I am not asking you to park on Atlantic Avenue and walk across a road with no crosswalk in the dark. And I am not going to fill my neighbors’ streets with league traffic and have people parked in front of houses that never asked for any of this. Neither of those is worth a season.

I looked hard at running a short one instead. I would have discounted it, the money was never the issue. What stopped me is rain. Fall weather is the one thing none of us control, and against a shortened schedule one bad stretch takes the whole thing with it. I am not going to take your money for something the weather can erase.

It is frustrating. Five years of waiting on approvals and it lands on the one stretch of calendar that costs us a season. I am not going to pretend otherwise.

Your refund is already on its way back to the card you paid with, in full. You do not need to do anything. If it has not turned up in a few days, text me.

We also pledged that part of every entry would go to the Main Street Food Pantry, run by the First United Methodist Church of Mays Landing. We are making that donation on behalf of all of you, and refunding every penny anyway. The pledge was made and the pantry should not lose out because we are pouring concrete.

We will be back in 2027. Expect more, bigger, better, and built to handle every player who wants in, because that is the entire point of what we are putting in the ground. I am not going to put a date on it, because the whole project has to be finished and signed off before anything opens on that property, and that timing is not mine to promise. When I know, you will know, here first.

Until then this site stays up as the record book. Nine seasons, every roster, every standing, every champion. If you want to look up what your record was in Fall 2024, or settle an argument about a head to head, it is all still there.

Freddy J's Bar & Kitchen and Kneble's Auto Service Center have sponsored every season this league has run, and Collini Real Estate, LLC came back again for this one. None of them get anything out of a season that does not happen, and none of them made it difficult. That deserves saying out loud.

Nine seasons since Summer 2023. Forty-four teams in one spring. Names on plaques inside the bar. Thursday nights in a parking lot that somehow turned into the thing people planned their week around. 2026 only gave us one season out of three, which is a rotten way for a year to go, and it makes me want the next one that much more.

When the doors are back open, come in for a meal. And come back for the next season.

Thank you for all of it. Genuinely.

In the meantime, stay sharp.

Grant

06/01/2026

Spring 2026 Mays Landing Co****le League: Championship Night

The first bag went up at 7:23 in shorts weather. The last one did not land until 11:18, in wind and cold that felt like the season opener all over again. Week 9 got rained out on May 21, so the makeup seeding games and both championship brackets all stacked onto one Thursday, almost four straight hours of co****le behind Kneble's Auto. By the time the boards went quiet, we had two champions and the latest finish of the whole spring.

You could watch the night change. For the first hour, the Week 9 seeding games, it was the same friendly league it has been all spring, lawn chairs and buckets of beer and nobody sweating a bag. Then the brackets started, two losses meant going home, and every team flipped from social to serious at the same moment.

In the A bracket, Splash Bros. did the thing nobody has done in nine seasons. Charles and Dutty went 36-0 through the regular season and then ran the championship bracket without dropping a game. Perfect spring, wire to wire. The only other team to go undefeated start to finish in league history is Crackle and Pop back in 2024, the team that taught them. And do not let the record fool you, they earned it the hard way, falling behind early in game after game and clawing back on the last bags, including a come-from-behind 22-19 over DEEZ NUTS in the winners semi. The only game never in doubt was the final: Splash Bros. beat BagStreet Boys 24-6 for the Bluey, the A bracket champions' sweatshirt.

BagStreet Boys, the Summer 2025 champions chasing their way back, took the longest road to that final. Anthony and Brian lost their opener 12-22 to Your Hole is My Goal, dropped into the losers bracket in round one, and then refused to lose again until the very end. Five straight elimination wins over Lucky Sacks, Air Mail, Fairways, Born Fish, and DEEZ NUTS to reach the final. DEEZ NUTS took third. And Born Fish, Chas and Mary, made one of the runs of the night, fighting out of an opening loss with a 22-0 shutout of Your Hole is My Goal on the way to fourth.

The B bracket is where it got long and got its best story. Natural Corn Killers had their game against Shuck Your Co****le scored wrong, a tally that went in backward, and the mistake dropped Tim and Nikki into the losers bracket before the night really started. So they did it the hard way: four straight elimination wins, including a 22-20 nail-biter over Department of Bagriculture, to reach the final. Because they came up through the losers side, the final reset to a best-of-three. Barnyard Baggers took the series. Haylee and Krista came in at 2-6 on the seeding, dead last among the teams that showed, with Krista just back from Vegas, and then won every game that mattered to take the title. Krista spent the whole run telling Haylee to manifest it every time she got down on herself, and they did. She is becoming a Freddy J's legend, best dressed pet winner, trivia killer, and now her first co****le Greenie.

Department of Bagriculture finished third and were crushing everyone until they met their match. Justin and Trevor were the best B team all regular season, took the seeding 4-0, and steamrolled the early playoffs before running into the only two teams that could stop them: a loss to Barnyard Baggers and a 22-20 loss to Natural Corn Killers, two points from the final. By the time third place was settled it was past eleven and they had already had to head out. Their medals and prizes are waiting whenever they want them. Corndoggs took fourth with Caitlyn carrying the team solo.

The best subplot belonged to two couples who are all friends and had somehow never played each other. Back to Black, Tim and Melissa, and Natural Corn Killers, Tim and Nikki, kept saying all spring they had never faced off. Then the draw matched them in the Week 9 seeding, and again in the championship bracket. Twice in one night after a whole season of nothing. And Tossin' Turtles almost did not happen: half the team got there early but would not throw ghost without Gina, so they waited, and she rolled in right in the nick of time so Gina and Marilyn got their games in.

Sixty-seven games on the night. Thirty-three ended by 15 or more, six were shutouts, and seven finished within five points. Two full double-elimination brackets on a lot that went from summer to spring cold while we played.

Dollar wings and two dollar Yuenglings every Thursday at Freddy J's Bar and Kitchen, with buckets of High Noon, Stateside, Surfside, and beer. The kitchen stayed open the whole four hours, and half the league closed the spring out inside arguing about that scoring call over wings. Thanks to Freddy J's and Kneble's Auto Service Center for the lot, the boards, the bar, and a full season of Thursdays.

Summer 2026 runs Thursday nights from June 18 through August 23. Registration is open now and there is no cap on teams, so grab a partner or sign up solo and we will match you. If anybody is going to take down Splash Bros., this is where it starts.

Congratulations to Splash Bros. and Barnyard Baggers, and to everyone who threw a bag this spring. The full-season look-back, with a highlight for every team, is coming next.

05/27/2026

Spring 2026 Mays Landing Co****le League: the finale is here

Remember how cold that first Thursday in late March was? Twenty-one teams showed up anyway. Lawn chairs along six courts, buckets of beer underneath, club music going, a few dogs making the rounds in the lot behind Kneble's Auto. That was eight weeks ago.

Since then we watched the weather turn warm, packed the lot every Thursday, and filled Freddy J's after every round. Ninth season, twenty-three teams, and one of the best runs of names and nights this league has had. Department of Bagriculture, Nuthin Butt Holes, We thought the sign said Corndogs, Mother Shuckers, Shuck Your Co****le. The Spring 2026 roster reads like a comedy lineup, and we are not mad about it.

We had blowouts and one-point heartbreakers. Splash Bros. ran the table all spring at 32-0, the only team in either bracket without a loss, and they are one night away from the first perfect season this league has seen since Crackle and Pop did it back in Spring 2024. Behind them, DEEZ NUTS, BagStreet Boys, Fairways, and Air Mail have all been right there. Down in the B bracket it is wide open: Department of Bagriculture, Ginger ash tornado, Back to Black, and Natural Corn Killers all went 3-1 in the opening bracket round, and nobody has the seed locked.

But the part you remember is not the standings. It is the lot full of lawn chairs and the bar full of people arguing about it afterward. Teams that had never thrown a competitive bag signed up next to the tournament regulars and got better every week. That mix is the whole point of this thing.

Here is what makes this a parking-lot league and not a tournament. Every team that signed up in the spring has a seed and a spot tomorrow, and the bracket does not care how many Thursdays you made. All eight weeks, one week, or none since opening night, you are in. Double elimination means you have to lose twice before your night is over, so one rough game does not send you home.

Tomorrow night, Thursday, May 28, is the finale. We run the four Week 9 seeding games first, then go straight into the double-elimination championship brackets. Fair warning: this one is going to run late, so settle in and make a night of it. Please get to the lot before 7 if you can. We have to get the Week 9 games out of the way before the championship can start, and the earlier we begin, the better the night runs. The kitchen at Freddy J's stays open the entire time we are on the boards, so nobody goes hungry on a long night. One bracket note: substitutes are not allowed in the championship unless your opponent agrees. If your partner cannot make it, ask the other team. If they say no, you can throw both sets of bags solo or take the round.

One dollar wings and two dollar Yuenglings every Thursday at Freddy J's. Buckets of High Noon, Stateside, Surfside, and beer the whole night, and the late-night happy hour kicks in right after the last bags drop. On finals night the bar gets loud. Come be part of it one more time.

Thanks to Freddy J's Bar & Kitchen and Kneble's Auto Service Center for the lot, the boards, the bar, and a full spring of Thursdays.

And the spring is barely over before the next one starts. Summer 2026 kicks off Thursday, June 11, same lot, same Thursday nights. Registration is open now at mayslandingco****leleague.com/signup. Grab a team spot or sign up solo and we will match you with a partner. If this spring was your first season, come run it back.

So come throw. Bring a chair, bring your partner, bring the dog. Let's pack the lot one more time and send the spring out the way it deserves. See you in the lot.

Full season recap and over 100 photos from all eight weeks: https://mayslandingco****leleague.com/?p=36238

05/21/2026

Spring 2026 Week 9 of the Mays Landing Co****le League is officially canceled for Thursday, May 21, due to rain. The lot is too wet to set boards, and the bags would take a beating, so we’re calling it tonight. Safety and equipment always come first.

To stay on track, we will return next Thursday, May 28, with a combined night. The remaining playoff games will run first, then the championship final back-to-back. Same time, 7pm, same parking lot at Kneble’s Auto Service Center and Freddy J’s Bar & Kitchen. Plan to stay a little later than a normal league night. Every trophy of the season gets handed out before we lock up.

Freddy J’s is still open tonight if you want to grab a drink and wait out the weather. Wings are still a dollar. Yuenglings are still two. Buckets of High Noon, Stateside, and Surfside are still cold.

Thanks for your understanding and flexibility. Stay dry tonight, and we will see you next Thursday for the biggest night of Spring 2026.

05/20/2026

Spring 2026 Mays Landing Co****le League: Week 8 Recap

Beautiful Thursday night for round one of bracket play. Doggos in the lot, club music dialed in just right, and the brackets ran on separate courts for the first time this spring. Two Thursdays left, the second is the championship, and the seeding fight is the only thing standing between you and a higher seed in the double-elimination tournament on May 28.

Nine of ten A-bracket teams showed up. Seven of thirteen B-bracket teams did. Almost half of B bracket sat home on a perfect co****le night. Scoreholio caught a couple of accidental doubles in the round generation, but the results are clean.

Born Fish was out sick on the A side. Chas and Mary pick up a 0-4 for the week and drop in the cumulative for the first time this spring. Corny Bastards, Tossin' Turtles, Nuthin Butt Holes, We thought the sign said Corndogs, and Mother Shuckers all missed Week 1 of bracket play. Hole Patrol still MIA. Two Thursdays left, and both count toward your seed.

Splash Bros. ran the A bracket at 4-0 and are now 32-0 on the spring. Charles and Dutty opened 21-2 over Fairways, 23-2 over Bagstreet Boys, 22-8 over Baggin Dragons, and a 21-1 closer over Your Hole is My Goal. Eighty-seven points scored, thirteen allowed. Their teachers, Crackle and Pop, went 28-0 in the regular season and 28-0 through the playoffs in Spring 2024. One more seeding Thursday and the championship to see if Charles and Dutty match the only perfect run in nine seasons of MLCL.

DEEZ NUTS went 3-1. Brandon and Ray's only loss came to These Effin' Guys in round two, which they returned the favor on with a 24-5 closer in round four. These Effin' Guys went 2-2 with both wins coming against top-three opponents and both losses coming against the teams below them. A 2-2 night that felt like 4-0 and 0-4 depending on which two games you watched.

Air Mail went 2-2 with the night's biggest blowout: a 23-0 shutout of Lucky Sacks. Bagstreet Boys flipped 0-2 into 2-2 with a back-half rally that included a 25-6 over Fairways and a 21-0 shutout over Baggin Dragons. Anthony and Brian had the comeback of the night.

Lucky Sacks went 1-3 with the lone win coming against Baggin Dragons 21-1. Justin held ninth in the cumulative anyway. Baggin Dragons got the full A-bracket welcome at 0-4 with 15 points across four games. Kristen and Jessica were appalled they made the A bracket in the first place, and the bracket let them know how appalled it was right back. They have Barnyard Baggers (Vegas wedding) and Department of Bagriculture (new boards) to thank for the seed.

Department of Bagriculture ran the B bracket. Justin and Trevor put up 87 points across four games, the same total as Splash Bros. in the A bracket. Justin missed the A-bracket cut last week by two wins after breaking in new boards instead of practicing on them. This week the new boards came alive. DB is now tied with Baggin Dragons at 12-20 in the cumulative and outscores them by 91 points across the spring.

Ginger ash tornado also went 3-1 with the only loss coming to Natural Corn Killers. Paul opened with a 23-1 demolition of Barnyard Baggers and took the 21-18 upset over Department of Bagriculture. Back to Black went 3-1 with the 22-20 thriller over Barnyard Baggers in the back half, one of two 2-point games on the night. Natural Corn Killers opened with a 6-22 loss to DB and then ran three straight, including a 23-18 over Ginger ash tornado.

Four teams in the B bracket finished 3-1, all within 14 points of each other. The B-bracket seed is wide open going into Week 9.

Three of the four close games of the night were in the B bracket. Twenty of thirty-two games ended with a margin of 15 points or more, which is 63 percent of the night. Two shutouts, both in the A bracket. Now that the field is sorted by ability, the close games are clustered with the closer teams.

Barnyard Baggers went 1-3 with both losses by two points. Haylee played with a sub while Krista is still celebrating in Vegas. Shuck Your Co****le got the round-four save: 0-3 to start, then 21-6 over Barnyard Baggers in the rematch to climb two spots in the cumulative. Corndoggs finished 0-4 with Caitlyn solo.

Bottles and cups are showing up around the boards again. Throw them in the trash on your way through. Kneble's Auto opens the lot back up Friday morning. Help keep this lot clean.

Dollar wings and two-dollar Yuenglings every Thursday at Freddy J's Bar and Kitchen. Buckets of High Noon, Stateside, Surfside, and beer on the menu. Kitchen open the whole time we are on the boards. Games wrap around 9, and the late-night happy hour kicks in right after. Half the league finished the night at the bar trading B-bracket scenarios over wings.

Thanks to Freddy J's Bar and Kitchen and Kneble's Auto Service Center for the lot, the boards, the bar, and one more Thursday before the May 28 championship.

Week 9 is Thursday, May 21 at 7 PM. Last of the four guaranteed games. Reminder: substitutes are not allowed in bracket play unless your opponent agrees. Full recap, standings, and photos:

https://mayslandingco****leleague.com/week-8-recap-spring-2026/

05/12/2026

Spring 2026 Mays Landing Co****le League: Weeks 6 & 7 Recap

The longest league night of the spring. Forty-seven games on four courts, the rest of Week 6 played first, and a full Week 7 right behind it. Boards stayed dry this time. Temperatures dropped a little, lawn chairs got pulled in closer, and the lot stayed full from a quarter past seven all the way to ten. By the time the last bag landed, the regular season was over, and the playoff bracket was locked.

Four teams sat out. Shuck Your Co****le, Mother Shuckers, and Hole Patrol each picked up another 0-4 for the week. Barnyard Baggers were in Las Vegas this weekend. Krista and Chuck got married, and Krista’s daughter, Hailey, was along for the trip. Big weekend for that family. Congrats to all three of you.

Back to Black caught a small breakout in the absences. With two of the missing teams scheduled to play them tonight, M&M ended up with a forfeit win on the card. They paired it with two played wins to finish 3-3, which was enough to climb two spots up the cumulative.

Now the storylines.

Splash Bros. went 6-0 and finished the regular season 28-0. Charles and Dutty are the second team in nine seasons of this league to make it through a full regular season without a loss. Crackle and Pop did it in Spring 2024 and went on to win the playoffs 28-0, too. Charles and Dutty came up under that team years before they joined this league. Two more weeks of bracket play, and we find out if they can match their teachers. They walked through Lucky Sacks 24-14, BagStreet Boys 22-10, Ginger Ash Tornado 21-1, Back to Black 26-1, Natural Corn Killers 22-4, and a 27-7 closer over Corndoggs. They say they were tied or behind in three of those games before the bags went where they needed to go in the closing rounds.

The comeback. Round two on Court 2. These Effin’ Guys versus Born Fish. Bill and Mike were down 17 - 0. Round three started, and they put up ten in a single round to start the climb. Two rounds later, 21 to 20, Effin’ Guys winners. Best comeback of the spring. Half the lot was watching the last frame.

Air Mail finished 5-0. Ryan and Brandon opened with a 21-18 over Baggin Dragons, a 22-0 over Nuthin Butt Holes, and three more wins by 14 plus. The team that limped out of Week 6 turned around and finished the regular season undefeated tonight.

DEEZ NUTS went 5-1. Brandon and Ray dropped one to Born Fish in the second round and ran the rest of the night. 24-12 over Fairways. 23-1 over Lucky Sacks. 24-1 over Natural Corn Killers. 23-0 shutout over Department of Bagriculture for good measure.

BagStreet Boys hung three shutouts. Anthony and Brian blanked. We thought the sign said Corndogs 23-0, Baggin Dragons 27-0, and Tossin’ Turtles 21-0. Beat Lucky Sacks 24-4 in between. Lost the 22-10 to Splash Bros. Third in the cumulative locked.

Fairways went 4-1 with one of the highest single-game point totals of the night. Ray dropped a 12-24 to DEEZ NUTS, then hung 28 on Tossin’ Turtles. Beat Lucky Sacks 22-17 in their lone close game.

Your Hole is My Goal also 4-1. Greg and Mark beat Natural Corn Killers 23-5, Department of Bagriculture 26-16 and 23-13, and Ginger Ash Tornado 23-1. Lost only the 11-22 to These Effin’ Guys.

Born Fish recovered after the comeback loss. Chas and Mary went 23-12 over DEEZ NUTS, 27-3 over Tossin’ Turtles, and 26-3 over Back to Black. The 7-21 to Air Mail at the end was the only other loss.

Lucky Sacks pulled the toughest 4-game stretch of the night. Justin played five top-five teams in his six games. The lone win came against We thought the sign said Corndogs 22-5. Held ninth in the cumulative anyway.

Department of Bagriculture finished 2-3 with Justin and Ray standing in for Trevor. The 23-3 over Corndoggs to open and 23-8 over We thought the sign said Corndogs were the wins. Baggin Dragons spent the last two weeks battling Barnyard Baggers and Department of Bagriculture for the tenth A bracket seed, and the 2-3 night was enough to get them there. Caitlyn and Victoria edged Corny Bastards 23-16 in the closest game of the night outside of the comeback, and Corndoggs finished 2-3.

Corny Bastards finished 2-2 with the only positive differential in the B bracket tonight. Lauren and partner shut down Ginger Ah Tornado 20-1 and closed the night 24-11 over Back to Black.

Natural Corn Killers, Ginger Ash Tornado, Tossin’ Turtles, We thought the sign said Corndogs, and Nuthin Butt Holes ran into the buzz saw. NCK got the lone win in the group, 21-5 over Tossin’ Turtles late.

Heads up for the playoffs. Subs are not allowed unless your opponent agrees. If they say no, you can ghost the bag (throw your missing partner’s bags solo) or take the loss for that round. Plan ahead.

Quick housekeeping ask: pick up bottle caps around the boards before you leave. Kneble’s Auto shares the lot the other six days of the week, and a stray cap finds its way into a tire pretty quick.

Top ten in the cumulative go to the A bracket: Splash Bros., DEEZ NUTS, BagStreet Boys, Fairways, Air Mail, These Effin’ Guys, Your Hole is My Goal, Born Fish, Lucky Sacks, Baggin Dragons. Eleven through twenty-three head to the B bracket: Barnyard Baggers, Department of Bagriculture, Ginger Ash Tornado, Back to Black, Corndoggs, Natural Corn Killers, Corny Bastards, Tossin’ Turtles, Nuthin Butt Holes, Shuck Your Co****le, We thought the sign said Corndogs, Mother Shuckers, Hole Patrol.

A few margins worth knowing. Baggin Dragons and Barnyard Baggers came into the night tied at 10-13, with Barnyard Baggers holding the tenth seed on total points. The Vegas trip cost them. If Krista and Chuck had played and gone even 2-3 themselves, they would have held the A bracket spot. Department of Bagriculture finished twelfth at 9-19, but they outscored tenth-seeded Baggin Dragons 370 to 351 across the season. Twelve teams finished with fewer total points than DoB. The win column is what kept them out. Up at the top, Fairways and Air Mail both finished 22-6 and are split into the four and five seeds by 46 total points. These Effin Guys and Your Hole is My Goal both finished 20-8 and are split into six and seven by 31. Without the 17-0 comeback, Bill and Mike would have finished 19-9 instead.

Records reset to 0-0 for the playoffs. The cumulative gets you in your bracket ,and that’s it. From here, the bracket games decide everything. Cumulative will continue to track, but it does not affect bracket placement going forward. Weeks 8 and 9 (May 14 and May 21) determine your seeding for the double elimination championship on May 28. A bracket champions get their names added to the permanent plaques at Freddy J’s.

Round one of the playoffs runs Thursday, May 14, at 7 PM. Same lot, fresh stakes, two brackets, one champion in each.

Dollar wings, two-dollar Yuenglings, and buckets of High Noon, Stateside, Surfside, and beer at Freddy J’s every Thursday. Late-night happy hour around 9 when the games wrap. Last Thursday, it was closer to 10 because the round count was twice as high.

Thanks to Freddy J’s Bar and Kitchen and Kneble’s Auto Service Center for the lot, the boards, and another full season of Thursdays.

Quick thanks to the Corndoggs for catching that the Summer 2026 signup link was broken last week. It is working again now. If you tried to register and got bounced, give it another shot at https://mayslandingco****leleague.com/signup/.

Full recap, photos, and standings: https://mayslandingco****leleague.com/weeks-6-7-recap-spring-2026/

05/07/2026

A recap of our partial week 6 last week!

05/07/2026

Spring 2026 Mays Landing Co****le League: Week 6 Recap

Last Thursday started like any other night in the lot. Squirrels, dogs, and seventeen teams of people spread across four courts, the boards full and the lawn chairs out. Then the mist showed up, and it turned out to be the great equalizer.

The two closest games of the night both came after the boards started getting slick. The first and second cumulative teams in the league each had to grind out a two-point finish. Splash Bros. survived a 22-20 against DEEZ NUTS. DEEZ NUTS got the other 21-19 over BagStreet Boys. Wet bags, wet boards, and suddenly the gap between the top three teams felt a lot smaller than the standings have been suggesting.

Then the mist turned into actual rain. Around 8:30, we called it. Cutting a week short for the weather is rare in this league, but not unheard of, and Thursday made the call easy. We got lucky on the timing, too. Moments after the boards got packed up, the torrential downpour rolled in. Another round and a half, the league would have been swimming back to their cars. The Week 6 makeup happens tonight before Week 7 kicks off. Outside of the weather, the night was still a lot of fun.

The story everyone has been waiting for finally happened. Splash Bros. had to grind one out. Charles and Dutty are brand new to the league this spring and have been winning by 17 points a game since opening night. They opened on dry boards with a 25-0 shutout of Shuck Your Co****le to push their season record to 21-0. Then the mist started. Then they ran straight into DEEZ NUTS in Round 2, and the league got the matchup it has been circling for weeks. Splash Bros. 22, DEEZ NUTS 20. Two-point margin. The first close game the only undefeated team in the league has played all spring. Brandon and Ray put up the most points anyone has scored against Splash Bros. all season and still came up two short. They are 22-0 with two regular-season weeks left. In nine seasons of MLCL, only Crackle and Pop in Fall 2025 have ever gone through a full season and championship without losing. Splash Bros. could be the second. Somebody has to find a way before they get there.

DEEZ NUTS owned the other close game of the night first, and got a piece of revenge with it. They opened with a 21-19 finish over BagStreet Boys, the only loss of the night for the second-place team. Two weeks ago, in Round 3 of Week 4, BagStreet Boys hung 23 on Brandon's 2. That was the signature game of the season, and the moment the cumulative second-place spot changed hands. The wet boards on Thursday let DEEZ NUTS answer it. Then they ran into Splash Bros. and dropped a 22-20 of their own. Both two-point games on the boards Thursday involved Brandon and Ray. They went 1-1 in them.

Two teams ran the table 3-0. Fairways had the loudest. Ray and Gary opened with 30 points on These Effin' Guys, the highest single-game total of the night. Then a 25-0 shutout of Back to Black. Then a 24-1 win over Barnyard Baggers. Plus 60 differential.

Born Fish had the quietest. Chas and Mary won three games by exactly 22 points each. 22-0 over Ginger Ash tornado. 22-2 over Baggin Dragons. 22-8 over Natural Corn Killers. No drama. Three rounds of clinical ex*****on and a climb from ninth to eighth in the cumulative.

BagStreet Boys recovered from the DEEZ NUTS opener with a vengeance. Anthony followed it with a 22-3 over Your Hole is My Goal and a 24-0 shutout of Corndoggs to finish 2-1.

Your Hole is My Goal closed the strongest. Greg and Mark beat Baggin Dragons 25-7 to open, took the BagStreet Boys 3-22 game in the middle, then dropped a 24-1 statement on Air Mail in Round 3 to flip a 1-1 night into 2-1.

These Effin' Guys took the opening 18-30 from Fairways, then turned around and put up 21-2 over Department of Bagriculture and 26-12 over Ginger Ash tornado. Bill and Mike 2-1.

Air Mail had two of the cleanest games of the season, followed by the worst of their spring. Ryan beat Natural Corn Killers 21-9, shut out Lucky Sacks 22-0, then ate the 24-1 from Your Hole is My Goal. 2-1.

Lucky Sacks split. Justin and Jack opened 23-6 over Back to Black, then ran straight into the Air Mail shutout. 1-1 before the rain.

Natural Corn Killers had their best game of the season. Tim and Nikki put up 28 in a 28-6 opening win over Corndoggs, the second-highest score of the night. Then they ran into Air Mail and Born Fish. 1-2.

Department of Bagriculture put up their own season high too. Justin and Trevor opened with a 27-3 demolition of Barnyard Baggers, then dropped two to These Effin' Guys and Baggin Dragons. 1-2.

Baggin Dragons and Barnyard Baggers each found their lone win in the middle. Kristen and Jessica beat the Department of Bagriculture 21-8 in Round 3 after taking two early losses. Haylee and Krista beat Ginger Ash tornado 23-4 in Round 2 with losses to Department of Bagriculture and Fairways on either side.

Corndoggs grabbed one over Shuck Your Co****le 22-16. Caitlyn and Victoria 1-2.

Ginger Ash Tornado, Back to Black, and Shuck Your Co****le could not find a win between them. Paul went 0-3. M&M took two losses, including the 25-0 to Fairways. James went 0-2.

Special shoutout to Barnyard Baggers this week. Krista and Chuck are getting married in Las Vegas this weekend, and Krista's daughter Hailey is along for the trip. Big weekend for that family. Congrats to all three of you. The whole league is happy for you. Barnyard Baggers will be away for the rest of Week 6 and all of Week 7 and back for the final regular season Thursday on May 14.

By the numbers: 23 games. Fifteen ended with a margin of fifteen points or more, that's 65 percent. Four shutouts. Only two finished within five points. Both two-point margins. Both involve DEEZ NUTS.

Six teams sat out the night. Tossin' Turtles, Corny Bastards, Nuthin Butt Holes, We thought the sign said Corndogs, Mother Shuckers, and Hole Patrol all picked up 0-4 records. Hole Patrol is now six-for-six on missing Thursdays.

Summer 2026 signups are open. Ten Thursdays, June 11 through August 16. Same lot, same buckets, fresh standings, brand new shot at the championship. Solo entries get matched with a partner. Team entries and multi-season bundles available. Lock in at mayslandingco****leleague.com/signup/.

Dollar wings and two-dollar Yuenglings every Thursday at Freddy J's Bar and Kitchen. Buckets of High Noon, Stateside, Surfside, and beer on the menu. Last Thursday the rain kicked the late-night happy hour up early. Music Bingo was already going on inside with DJ Bernie J behind the mic. DJ Wally K of USA DJ Entertainment was nowhere to be found, but Bernie kept the room going, and half the league rolled in soaked, holding cards, and calling Bingo while arguing about whether Splash Bros. is finally beatable.

Thanks to Freddy J's Bar & Kitchen and Kneble's Auto Service Center for keeping the lights on, the boards in the lot, and the lot itself open every Thursday. Even when the weather has other plans.

Week 6 makeup games tonight, Thursday, May 7, at 7 PM. Week 7 starts on the same boards right after. Long night incoming. Eat first. Two regular-season weeks are left in spring. The standings are starting to lock in, but the playoffs are wide open if anyone can find a way to take down Splash Bros.

Full recap, photos, and standings: https://mayslandingco****leleague.com/week-6-recap-spring-2026/

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