09/23/2016
GOD HATES THE CLEVELAND BROWNS
There was a time when this wasn't a statement, but a question. When it was just "The Fumble", "The Drive" and other such occurrences that caused the sports world to question God's temperament and possible dislike for the boys in brown and orange. Dislike has turns to disdain and question to certainty. With the Browns starting their 3rd QB in as many weeks in Cody Kessler, the Dawg Pound will be cheering on their 26th different quarterback since 1999. Kessler, a rookie, was a 3rd round draft pick out of USC with a ceiling that won't reach further than that of a C**t McCoy.
As if this wasn't proof enough of the all mighty's unyielding hatred for the Brownies, the team is also awaiting the return of the most explosive offensive weapon they've had since the great Jim Brown. Wide receiver, Josh Gordon, has spent the better part of the last 2 season suspended for having his head in the realm of his colon. With word just 2 days ago that Josh Gordon now also has an arrest warrant for failing to appear at a paternity test hearing, one would think, "Okay God. You've made your point perfectly clear".
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
Now just yesterday, the Browns' stand out, and all around stud, rookie receiver, Corey Coleman apparently broke his hand in practice. Yikes.
Whether it's by burnt offering, slaughtering ALL the cattle of Ohio or offering up someone's first born, the Browns better make right with their Holy Father....or the Plagues of Egypt might make the sports page in good ole Cleveland.