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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander drops 26 PTS, 2 REB, 12 AST as the Oklahoma City Thunder get the 123-108 Game 3 WIN over the San...
05/23/2026

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander drops 26 PTS, 2 REB, 12 AST as the Oklahoma City Thunder get the 123-108 Game 3 WIN over the San Antonio Spurs & TAKE A 2-1 SERIES LEAD 🥶

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw 😭
05/23/2026

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw 😭

KD is savage 😳🔥
05/23/2026

KD is savage 😳🔥

Nike Commercial Lies (LeBron 23 Edition)1️⃣ “Never Broke” – 2010 Celtics broke him, sent him to Miami to join Wade & Bo...
05/23/2026

Nike Commercial Lies (LeBron 23 Edition)

1️⃣ “Never Broke” – 2010 Celtics broke him, sent him to Miami to join Wade & Bosh.

2️⃣ “Every Rival Defeated” – Dirk, Duncan, Curry & Durant all have winning records vs LeBron in the Finals.

3️⃣ “He Took the Crown & Kept It” – He never kept it… got lost in the Finals with a losing record (4–6).

4️⃣ “Forever King” – LeBron hasn’t surpassed the GOAT. MJ is still the forever king of basketball.

History tells a different story than the commercial. 👀

“ My name won’t be used to promote Gaybriels ,” Michael Jordan Michael Jordan wants to end his deal with Nike after they...
05/22/2026

“ My name won’t be used to promote Gaybriels ,” Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan wants to end his deal with Nike after they included LGBTQ flags on their New collection. He says his name won’t be used to promote Wokeness or anything that the public is against .

Moral lesson : He is willing to end their deal if Nike doesn’t stop the production of this Nike Airforce

“I can’t watch this trash ah b*tch play basketball bro” - Kim Jong Un 👀Angel Reese is one of the most recognizable young...
05/22/2026

“I can’t watch this trash ah b*tch play basketball bro” - Kim Jong Un 👀

Angel Reese is one of the most recognizable young stars in women’s basketball, known for her elite rebounding, confidence, and strong personality on and off the court.
After becoming a national champion at LSU Tigers women’s basketball, Reese brought her energy and physical style of play to the Chicago Sky, quickly becoming one of the league’s most talked-about players. Nicknamed the “Bayou Barbie,” she combines relentless hustle with major social media influence and fashion presence, helping grow the popularity of women’s basketball while embracing the spotlight and competitive intensity that made her famous.

In 2009, before Stephen Curry was drafted, the Golden State Warriors ranked 77th out of 92 NBA, NFL, and MLB teams, with...
05/22/2026

In 2009, before Stephen Curry was drafted, the Golden State Warriors ranked 77th out of 92 NBA, NFL, and MLB teams, with a franchise valuation of just $315 million.

Fast forward to 2026, the Warriors have skyrocketed to #2 among all U.S. sports franchises and remain firmly at #1 in the NBA with a staggering $11 billion valuation.

The Steph Curry Effect is unmatched. 🐐💎

Stephon Castle is locked in and ready for Game 3 👀🔥
05/22/2026

Stephon Castle is locked in and ready for Game 3 👀🔥

Kyrie Irving spotted wearing Anthony Edwards’ jersey during practice, adding even more fuel to the growing rumors linkin...
05/22/2026

Kyrie Irving spotted wearing Anthony Edwards’ jersey during practice, adding even more fuel to the growing rumors linking him to the Minnesota Timberwolves this offseason. 👀

05/22/2026

Victor Wembanyama is literally a human calculator 😳🧠

(via Spurs)

Angel Reese talks about the paycheck… KD already got career advice ready 😭
05/22/2026

Angel Reese talks about the paycheck… KD already got career advice ready 😭

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