09/06/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: You and your relationship with food may be in need of a little Ayurvedic counseling. 🚨
Do you:
🍪 Start every Monday with the best intentions, only to find yourself face-first in the snack cabinet by Wednesday?
🥬 Feel like you’re constantly “starting over”?
🍬 Crave sweets like they’re sending you emotionally significant messages?
🫠 Feel bloated, overwhelmed, or out of control around food?
📚 Feel like you’ve tried everything—but somehow keep ending up back at the beginning?
You don’t need more willpower.
You may actually just need support, nourishment, accountability, and a food relationship reset that doesn’t involve deprivation, punishment, or surviving on green juice.
It’s about learning to listen to your body, nourishing yourself with intention, and creating rhythms you can return to when you're tired, stressed, or simply out of spoons.
The cleanse takes place October 11–30 and includes:
✨ 1:1 consultation + personalized plan
✨ Weekly virtual group gatherings
✨ Community support + accountability
$300 | Sliding scale and compassionate pricing available- Let us know!
Enrollment is open through September 22.
If you're ready to let go of your toxic relationship with food (or at least get it into couples counseling), book a free discovery call through the link in bio.
♡ May We All Be Drawn To Bloom Offbeat Together ♡