08/26/2026
🤘🦓 IT’S THROB ZOMBIE’S BIRTHDAY! 🧟♂️🎂
Today we’re celebrating Throb Zombie, the man who has spent the last 15 years blowing whistles, calling penalties, chasing jammers around the track, and standing faithfully beside our fearless leader and his loving wifey, Barbara Bushwhacker.
Throb’s Hard Knox story started back in 2011, when he heard a radio ad shouting about roller derby in Knoxville. He looked us up, saw the words, “WE NEED REFS!”, and within hours, Throb Zombie was born.
And he’s been one of our favorite zebras ever since. 🦓
Throb has always loved being right in the middle of the action, especially as a jammer ref, flying around the track alongside our jammers while somehow keeping track of points, penalties, and all the chaos happening around him.
When he isn’t wearing stripes, Throb is a rock-and-roll guy through and through. His derby name and #1965 are a tribute to Rob Zombie, and he’s even played bass in a local rock band. Hard Knox once surprised Throb and Bushwhacker with tickets to see Rob Zombie for his birthday, a gift he says years later still means the world to him. 🤘
Happy birthday, Throb! Thanks for all the whistles, the years, and for knowing better than anyone that where Barbara Bushwhacker goes, you go. 🖤💚
Everyone give our favorite Zombie some birthday love! 🧟♂️🎉